Step 1: Buy 64 Tickle Me Elmos off of eBay. Step 2: Tear them apart. Step 3: Sew the pelts and electronics together to create The Surrogate, a coat that "provides full body vibration and is designed to be a substitute lover." Step 4: Mount 61 of the Elmo heads on plaques. Step 5: Put the Elmo trophies BACK on eBay. Step 6: ... Step 7: PROFIT! (Especially when the coat goes on eBay in the second week of October.)
"Noah is busy playing with his one Lego. He can make it be a brick... or a closed shoebox... or a very large Pez." -- Kibo
MARTIN AND ORLOFF: AMAZING!!! This is the funniest movie since There's Something About Mary and much funnier than that. The film right now is in very limited release in New York playing at the Sunshine on Houston.