Step 1: Buy 64 Tickle Me Elmos off of eBay. Step 2: Tear them apart. Step 3: Sew the pelts and electronics together to create The Surrogate, a coat that "provides full body vibration and is designed to be a substitute lover." Step 4: Mount 61 of the Elmo heads on plaques. Step 5: Put the Elmo trophies BACK on eBay. Step 6: ... Step 7: PROFIT! (Especially when the coat goes on eBay in the second week of October.)
"Noah is busy playing with his one Lego. He can make it be a brick... or a closed shoebox... or a very large Pez." -- Kibo
There's a really good video called "Bruce Lee and the Kung-Fu Movie Trailers," or something close to that, which is just trailers for all these old kung-fu movies. It works better than a movie as it doesn't have any lengths of talking in it.