If she takes the belt and arbitrarily names a champion, then it will suck. BUT if she takes the belt and sets up a match or tournament for it, it won't really be that bad. It'd be just like stripping Trips of one of the crowns, except it'd have storyline backup.
Ahh, if it's a quick way to split the belts so each half-fed gets one then so be it. It's not the stupidest extension of the 50-50 divorce settlement. Yes, it would be nice if the belts could be split via a wrestling-related angle, but what's the likelihood of that?
Plus if they split everything 50% that they bought during the marriage, Stephanie is going to look pretty stupid with only one gigantic silicone breast, which should be worth a laugh .
"Nobody enjoys a good time more than I do, but this business of yours is as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which of course is illegitimate because as we all know donkeys have four legs."
Really? They're going with Glenn Beck as their politically volatile figure? Glenn Beck who's been out of the public spotlight for several years? Hello! Donald Trump is RIGHT THERE! For the love of God, he's BEEN ON YOUR SHOW BEFORE!!!