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|  #21 Posted on 1.8.02 1129.31 | HHH = Thor... honestly... it's one of the screenplays I've been kicking around. Michaels could play Thialfi (if you know your Norse mythology). Maybe the Big Show as Skyrmir.
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| #22 Posted on 1.8.02 1135.58 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | I can see Kurt Angle in a Leslie Nielson/Police Squad/Naked Gun type role. That type of comedy is so hard to do and there are very few actors that do it well.
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| #23 Posted on 1.8.02 1143.11 | Angle might work in a comedy. But I agree that they have a tough time standing up against legitimate actors. Rock is one of the most charismatic and talented mic workers in the history of the WWE, but he came off as a big, dumb brute in the Scorpion King. And if they think guys like HHH are gonna have better luck, a few bombs will change their minds.
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|  #24 Posted on 1.8.02 1414.31 | | Didn't RVD make a martial arts movie out in Kalua Lampur a couple of years ago? I remember him being off tv for a little bit when he was still ECW. | bubblesthechimp
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| #25 Posted on 1.8.02 1425.50 |
Originally posted by count olaf
Didn't RVD make a martial arts movie out in Kalua Lampur a couple of years ago? I remember him being off tv for a little bit when he was still ECW.
Black Mask 2 with Jet Li. From what Ive heard they havent even decided on a release date yet.
HUH? | AWArulz
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| #26 Posted on 1.8.02 1437.49 |
Originally posted by The Sham
HHH = Thor... honestly... it's one of the screenplays I've been kicking around. Michaels could play Thialfi (if you know your Norse mythology). Maybe the Big Show as Skyrmir.
OK....
VKM as Odin
Brock as Baldur the Brave
Bret Hart (in a comeback) as Loki
Stephanie as Sif
Val Venis as Frey
Undertaker as Hodur
Rock as Tyr
Hogan as Uller
And of course, Moolah as Idun
And introducing...
Randy Orton as Niord
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| #27 Posted on 1.8.02 1447.08 | I still think a nice Mark Twain-inspired film could have Jeff Hardy escaping down the Mississippi on a raft with Mark Henry.
Just watch the $$$$ roll in!
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| #28 Posted on 1.8.02 1512.54 | NWA needs to start a film division so Don West can do...Well, anything as far as I'm concerned! Hint: He works well with long winded and emotionally charged monologues!
By the way asteroidboy, I'm still laughing at the Tom Sawyer stuff.
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| #29 Posted on 1.8.02 1537.31 | http://jkyle.com says:
I'd take Angle in the new Pink Panther over Chris Tucker anyday.
Tajiri. Jamie Noble. Rob Van Dam. Funaki. Road Trip 2. Nuff said.
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| #30 Posted on 1.8.02 1544.39 | Instant Rating: 6.44 | Don't forget DDP's "star" turn in First Daughter on TBS. DDP should be in movies, or at least a TV-movie.
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| #31 Posted on 1.8.02 1712.43 | AngryJohnny, I would pay cash money to see that version of Road Trip 2.
I'm also for a "Rebel Without a Cause" remake with Jamie Noble and Nidia as the two leads. Tajiri can play the Saul Mineo role.
Or what about a Cannonball Run 3, with heels and faces in cars together??
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| #32 Posted on 2.8.02 0141.28 | Good writing is the key to a good film. The WWE does not have for the most part good writers.
That aside, what we really need is a women-in-prison film. Molly plays the kitten-stomping taskmaster game warden, Trish the Cool-Hand type character, Stacy as the innocent waif going in for hard time, Jazz as the wizened lifer who breaks newbies. Oh yeah.
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| #33 Posted on 2.8.02 0156.35 | Triple H in Best of Show 2:I am That Damn Good!!!
Get It,His finisher is the pedigree a rank of dog,its funny.
:::silence then turns into boos:::
Ahh,Screw it.
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival,no man can be my equal
So take me to the future of of your world
---Queen,Princes of the Universe | ripblazer
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| #34 Posted on 2.8.02 1554.23 | Wrestlers belong in movies as much as actors belong in the wrestling ring. In other words - if they appear it's gotta be very short. Like Drew Carey in the Rumble or the Rock in the Mummy (NOT the Scorpion King).
There are exceptions of course, and his name is Andre the Giant in Princess Bride. | | Pages: Prev 1 2
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