Don't Touch Me There Medisterpoelse Since: 8.4.09 From: New York Since last post: 2667 days Last activity: 2661 days # 1 Posted on 8.4.09 1339.37 Hi all, OK, so although this is my first post I have been a reader of this board for over a year or so now, and it’s one of the few wrestling sites (along with Dot Net and the Torch) that I check almost everyday. Really enjoy it. ANYWAY, I’m just posting today because I’m a comedian in NYC and just made a short film parody of “The Wrestler” called “The Wrestling Fan”, and I thought this would be a great place to share it with a large group of my fellow wrestling fans. So here’s the link on Funny or Die: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea82eb6d20/the-wrestling-fan I hope you enjoy it! Also, if you feel a post like this (plugging a short film) violates the terms of the board and you need to take the post down, I’d totally understand. Just figured it would be a appropriate since it’s a pro wrestling sketch. Either way, thanks guys. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea82eb6d20/the-wrestling-fan Check out our short comedy films at www.DontTouchMeThere.com Promote this thread!
CRZ Big Brother Administrator Since: 9.12.01 From: ミネアポリス Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 11 hours # 2 Posted on 8.4.09 1457.31 | Instant Rating: 8.51 You had me until you posted the exact same URL a second time in the same post. Ah, what the hell, let's leave it up. Could everybody watch the video and then respond with a "Funny" or "Not Funny?" Then we can determine if I should take any further/hilarious action. "The W™ message board - not just a wrestling site, but nobody believes me"
Zeruel Thirty Millionth Hit Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. Since last post: 43 days Last activity: 2 days # 3 Posted on 8.4.09 1506.08 | Instant Rating: 4.05 Not Funny. Sorry. I cracked a smile once when I saw the quick glimpse of Kamala and only had a slight chuckle about Hill-billy Jim. On the technical side, I have no issues with the production values. It would blow away anything I would try to do. I have no idea how to do green screen and it looked like it was filmed in HD. It just didn't bring the funny, to me at least. -- 2006 Time magazine Person of the Year --"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." George W. Bush - June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.
Lexus Bierwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Stafford, VA Since last post: 1 hour Last activity: 7 min.
AIM: # 4 Posted on 8.4.09 1606.11 | Instant Rating: 2.44 Not Funny. Meh. Not worth the price of admission, even if it's free. Mmm, Ramen Rainbow. (edited by Lexus on 8.4.09 1706) "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Frown and the world laughs at you." -Me.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 43 days Last activity: 2 days # 5 Posted on 8.4.09 1629.14 | Instant Rating: 8.32
Not funny at all. No smiles were cracked, not a chuckle was heard.
emma Cherries > Peaches Since: 1.8.02 From: Phoenix-ish Since last post: 125 days Last activity: 3 days # 6 Posted on 8.4.09 1631.07 | Instant Rating: 8.38 Not funny. Beyond "yawn", well into "lame".
Guru Zim SQL Dejection Administrator Since: 9.12.01 From: Bay City, OR Since last post: 23 days Last activity: 13 hours # 7 Posted on 8.4.09 1716.37 | Instant Rating: 8.48 If being unfunny was against our ToS... (Write your own punchline). Sign up for Folding@Home and join our team. PM me for details. Ignorance is bliss for you, hell for me.
Broncolanche Sujuk Since: 2.6.03 From: Littleton, CO Since last post: 1808 days Last activity: 1060 days # 8 Posted on 8.4.09 1737.30 | Instant Rating: 5.18 Well, you have your answer. Unless you want 30 more people replying with "Not Funny". Originally posted by CRZ Could everybody watch the video and then respond with a "Funny" or "Not Funny?" Then we can determine if I should take any further/hilarious action.
MUTigermask Boudin rouge Since: 8.10.03 From: Columbia MO Since last post: 1119 days Last activity: 270 days # 9 Posted on 8.4.09 1842.16 | Instant Rating: 6.14 Bleh. Mildly, VERY mildly amusing at best. Not sure if I'd make this my first post in a new message board.
Dawg Chourico Since: 2.6.03 From: Detroit area Since last post: 415 days Last activity: 177 days
AIM: # 10 Posted on 8.4.09 1918.37 | Instant Rating: 2.38 I enjoyed the line "But I missed your birthday party to see Undertaker vs. Koko B. Ware".
OndaGrande Boudin rouge Since: 1.5.03 From: California, Home of THE LAKERS! Since last post: 51 days Last activity: 6 days # 11 Posted on 8.4.09 2016.05 | Instant Rating: 0.34 don't quit your day job LEARN IT, KNOW IT, LIVE IT!
JST Toulouse Since: 20.1.02 From: Quebec City, CAN Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 2 hours # 12 Posted on 8.4.09 2050.37 | Instant Rating: 2.92 Well, you have the wrestling fan look down. And, what they said...
TheOldMan Landjager Since: 13.2.03 From: Chicago Since last post: 485 days Last activity: 138 days # 13 Posted on 8.4.09 2125.11 | Instant Rating: 4.94 Maybe putting the most stereotypical wrestling fan caricature possible in front of a group of reasonably serious wrestling fans wasn't the best idea? Not to say we wouldn't laugh about ourselves, but with this video I think you'd do better with a group of non-fans that buy into the stereotype. And couldn't you have taken a shot at the "It's still real TO ME" guy? (Disclaimer: I only made it through about a minute, sorry dude.)
El Nastio Boudin blanc Since: 14.1.02 From: Ottawa Ontario, by way of Walkerton Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 1 day
ICQ: # 14 Posted on 8.4.09 2232.37 | Instant Rating: 4.16 I agree with Zeruel. Technically sound, but the content needs some work. I didn't find it funny, myself. You know, I really don't know what to put here. Close your eyes and thank of something funny!
I Breastfeed John Madden Head cheese Since: 13.4.04 From: Des Moines, IA Since last post: 553 days Last activity: 159 days # 15 Posted on 8.4.09 2331.43 | Instant Rating: 4.42 Needs a scene where the fan is trying to explain the Montreal Screwjob to a topless stripper. Malone. Ex-Cop, Ex-CIA, Ex-plosive.
Guru Zim SQL Dejection Administrator Since: 9.12.01 From: Bay City, OR Since last post: 23 days Last activity: 13 hours # 16 Posted on 9.4.09 0102.31 | Instant Rating: 8.48 Uh, Originally posted by TheOldMan Maybe putting the most stereotypical wrestling fan caricature possible in front of a group of reasonably serious wrestling fans wasn't the best idea? Not to say we wouldn't laugh about ourselves, but with this video I think you'd do better with a group of non-fans that buy into the stereotype. And couldn't you have taken a shot at the "It's still real TO ME" guy? (Disclaimer: I only made it through about a minute, sorry dude.) It WAS a shot at the it's still real to me guy. He even said the line. Sign up for Folding@Home and join our team. PM me for details. Ignorance is bliss for you, hell for me.
Oliver Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 Since last post: 514 days Last activity: 508 days # 17 Posted on 9.4.09 0458.31 | Instant Rating: 3.07 Maybe that's in the deleted scenes or the extended cut. Originally posted by StevieRichards Needs a scene where the fan is trying to explain the Montreal Screwjob to a topless stripper. WIth that said, it's not bad, but not my cuppa tea. Sorry! Dash Dynamic!
samoflange Lap cheong Since: 22.2.04 From: Cambridge, MA Since last post: 1015 days Last activity: 1007 days # 18 Posted on 9.4.09 0642.36 | Instant Rating: 6.32 I laughed at: "how did they get him?" when reading the Hogan interview in the WWF Magazine, and "where's my Hillbilly Jim costume." If I hadn't already read the Undertaker/Koko line on here I'm pretty sure I would've laughed at that too. Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling.
JimBob Skeeter Lap cheong Since: 2.1.02 From: MN Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 16 hours # 19 Posted on 9.4.09 0725.38 | Instant Rating: 4.63 Ditto for me, minus the Hillbilly Jim comment. Also, I could have done without the gut. I haven't seen a belly sticking out in the crowd for quite a while.
Wpob Bierwurst Since: 21.11.02 From: Williston Park, NY Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 23 hours # 20 Posted on 9.4.09 0726.21 | Instant Rating: 5.50 Nope. Not funny. Sorry. Life is hilariously cruel. Pages: 1 2 Next