Year after year, the United States has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why? The only possible explanation, the only possible use they could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate, or attack.
The worst part of it is that I'm sure there's at least 100 other cats that look like that within a 10 mile radius of me.
It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage.
Come on, George Clooney as Magnum P.I. isn't THAT bad compared to the bastardization of Dukes of Hazzard starring Ashton Kutcher, Paul Walker and either Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears. Well atleast I can bring home some Samurai Jack soon.