I'm trying to be optimistic about this. I just can't.
Win nothing but personal pride as you predict the date of:
1. The first turn that makes absolutely no sense. 2. The first time the women's title is contested in some type of substance. 3. His first on-camera appearance. 4. Date of firing.
Here goes:
1. Lita returns to the ringside and turns on the Hardyz. It doesn't matter if she can't wrestle for months, it'll be shocking! On RAW July 1st. 2. The KOTR women's match is changed that the two will wrestle in animal fat. 3. Confidential. This weekend. 4. August 6th.
"'Cause life is like a mop, and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff. Well, you, you gotta clean it out! You gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad that a mop is not good enough, a mop isn't good enough. You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush ya know! You gotta scrub, you gotta get it all off, you gotta really try to get it all off. And if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up, run to the window and say: "Hey! The floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!!" - Stanley Spadowski
Originally posted by HomerJFongI'm trying to be optimistic about this. I just can't.
Win nothing but personal pride as you predict the date of:
1. The first turn that makes absolutely no sense. 2. The first time the women's title is contested in some type of substance. 3. His first on-camera appearance. 4. Date of firing.
1) This Monday. Hell, they did this at regular intervals BEFORE Russo returned.
2) I have faith that the substances will be held back until the Gravy Bowl match returns near Thanksgiving.
Of course, between now and then, there WILL be a Thighmaster-on-a-Pole match, a short title run for Terri, and Molly will lose a Loser-wears-a-thong match and subsequently adopt the Stinkface as her new finisher.
3) This Monday. My Sega Dreamcast is warming up as I speak.
4) I'll go with... February. This is going to take a while to sink in.
"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_." -- Frank Zappa
1. They already seem to be setting up Arn turning on Flair. Does that count?
2. Next week on Smackdown, something involving Stacy or Torrie taking on Trish (or each other if the fates smile upon me and Molly wins the title on Sunday, which she won't).
3. If Confidential counts, yeah, then. Otherwise, never.
4. I don't know... I kinda think he'll stick around for a while this time, assuming McMahon keeps him from doing anything overwhelmingly stupid...
"It's a sad day when mocking one's opponent via midget becomes an acceptable form of entertainment." --Lance Storm
Originally posted by HomerJFongI'm trying to be optimistic about this. I just can't.
Win nothing but personal pride as you predict the date of:
1. The first turn that makes absolutely no sense. 2. The first time the women's title is contested in some type of substance. 3. His first on-camera appearance. 4. Date of firing.
Here goes:
1. Lita returns to the ringside and turns on the Hardyz. It doesn't matter if she can't wrestle for months, it'll be shocking! On RAW July 1st. 2. The KOTR women's match is changed that the two will wrestle in animal fat. 3. Confidential. This weekend. 4. August 6th.
1. NWO red/black(Wolfpack) 2. Stephanie/Trish in Nacho Cheese match? 3. Maybe K of R ? 4. 12-31-02
Originally posted by HomerJFongI'm trying to be optimistic about this. I just can't.
Win nothing but personal pride as you predict the date of:
1. The first turn that makes absolutely no sense. 2. The first time the women's title is contested in some type of substance. 3. His first on-camera appearance. 4. Date of firing.
1. This will probably be the Raw after Survivor Series when X-Pac turns face against the NWO and teams up with Booker T.
2. Halloween this year when they have the two contenders wrestle in a giant vat of Pumpkin Pie mix on Smackdown!
3. Probably this monday on Raw when they drag him out to the ring along with Sephanie to show us who we have to thank for all the bad storylines coming up.
4. December 30, 2002. He's fired on a taped Raw that has him being chewed out in the 20 minute interview segment by both Vince and Flair for the outstandingly bad job he has done. Then he's beaten on by the Brooklyn Brawler and Big Boss Man.