The W
WrestleMania 31 begins in 1,972,983 seconds
Views: 103058722
Main | FAQ | Search: Y! / G | Calendar | Color chart | Log in for more!
6.3.15 1956
The W - Pro Wrestling - The Triple H Rap
This thread has 6 referrals leading to it
Register and log in to post!
Thread rated: 3.18
Pages: 1
(7420 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
User
Post (13 total)
hhhgamewmx7
Bockwurst








Since: 15.6.03
From: Eire

Since last post: 3400 days
Last activity: 3378 days
#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
This follwing rap is from a UK publication called PowerSlam, which in my opinion is the best unofficial wrestling mag out there. Anyway, I thought this was hilarious and I thought I'd type it up and share it with you. I guarantee you'll be singing the chorus for the rest of the day!

--------------------------------------------
Believing that Triple H to be long overdue for a new entrance track, PS has decided to help out with the following number, performed to the tune of Eminem's Without Me...

BACKGROUND SINGERS:
Guess who's back, back again?
Triple's back, warn a friend
Guess who's back?

HHH:
I've created a monster nobody can stop
No matter how hard they drop me or chop

I don't care if you think I'm cocky
Screw your Chris, your Brock, your Rocky

From Big Show-size down to Funaki
If he came here I'd squash Kobashi!

You got me? Even with the blown-out quad
And my matches mediocre, you can call me God

Although I don't have quite the bulk
When it comes to being selfish, you can call me Hulk

So the WWE lets me be me
A scarier sight, you'll never see

Showed a close-up of my nose on MTV
It looked like an igloo built for three

But sometimes it just seems
Everybody calls me a pompous jerk

That must mean I'm quite the berk
Every night I go to work

Though I'm about as hip as Sgt. Slaughter
I'm betrothed to the boss' daughter

Put no one over, although I oughta
Sink those rating every quarter

Unless you were once in The Clique
I'll screw you with a dirty trick

But no matter how many fish in the sea
'The Game' is all about me, me, me

CHORUS:
Now book another win for me
So everybody just job for me
On every single PPV
And every time we're on TV

Now book another win for me
So everybody just job for me
On every single PPV
And every time we're on TV

Nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah.





Promote this thread!
devineman
Chipolata








Since: 16.2.04
From: UK

Since last post: 1045 days
Last activity: 644 days
#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.38
thats the funniest thing ive heard all day thanx



True intelligence is the ability to admit you know nothing (or something like that)
JoshMann
Andouille








Since: 17.11.03
From: Tallahassee, FL

Since last post: 2426 days
Last activity: 2424 days
AIM:  
Y!:
#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.27
(deleted by CRZ on 18.2.04 0349)
jwrestle
Lap cheong








Since: 4.4.03
From: Nitro WV

Since last post: 55 min.
Last activity: 54 min.
AIM:  
ICQ:  
Y!:
#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.68
(deleted by CRZ on 18.2.04 0349)
hhhgamewmx7
Bockwurst








Since: 15.6.03
From: Eire

Since last post: 3400 days
Last activity: 3378 days
#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
(deleted by CRZ on 18.2.04 0349)
Cerrita
Mettwurst








Since: 21.1.04
From: Palouse, WA, USA

Since last post: 2810 days
Last activity: 1667 days
AIM:  
Y!:
#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.86
(deleted by CRZ on 18.2.04 0349)
hhhgamewmx7
Bockwurst








Since: 15.6.03
From: Eire

Since last post: 3400 days
Last activity: 3378 days
#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.84
What's with everything being deleted?




Cerrita
Mettwurst








Since: 21.1.04
From: Palouse, WA, USA

Since last post: 2810 days
Last activity: 1667 days
AIM:  
Y!:
#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.86
Good question. I was wondering that myself. And my last message was freakn funny.





Triple H is like fine wine, his grace and talents accented gracefully by his advancing years. Ah, yes, just like fine wine; that or those triple chedder nachos I forgot in the back of my fridge for three months.

~~*~~*~~

Be good, Vince. Don't be dumb.
This Is Just Wrong
Linguica








Since: 17.12.03
From: Toronto

Since last post: 4016 days
Last activity: 3961 days
#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.78
You know, i was thinking of that Originals CD and since this post is related to music and HHH, i cant help but notice that Trips isnt on that CD

Smartest man in wrestling, indeed...
CRZ
Big Brother
Administrator








Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス

Since last post: 2 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
AIM:  
ICQ:  
Y!:
#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65
    Originally posted by hhhgamewmx7
    What's with everything being deleted?
I guess I thought they were all stupid.



CRZ
Dave Gagnon
Mettwurst








Since: 25.7.03
From: Rimouski

Since last post: 3837 days
Last activity: 3834 days
#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.02
An anti-HHH thread? Now THAT'S something you don't see every day.



NWA TNA reporter at www.411mania.com . The best reports ever written by a guy from Rimouski, Quebec!

Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that....And that.
Eron
Chaurice








Since: 18.2.04
From: Chatham, Ontario, Canada

Since last post: 3987 days
Last activity: 3987 days
AIM:  
ICQ:  
#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
    Originally posted by Dave Gagnon
    An anti-HHH thread? Now THAT'S something you don't see every day.


Right. You see it every OTHER day.



-
Evil Antler God
Potato korv








Since: 10.1.02

Since last post: 3073 days
Last activity: 1199 days
#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.38
Still not much compared to the HHH Bohemian Rhapsody
Thread rated: 3.18
Pages: 1
Thread ahead: Shaniqua Don't Live Here No More
Next thread: "Bodyslam" is on....
Previous thread: Kurt vs. Eddie
(7420 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
I didn't actually read your post. If that immediately disqualifies my opinion in your eyes so be it, but keep in mind that one does not have to read Wienervilel posts to get an overall sense for the direction of bullshit posters currently have.
The W - Pro Wrestling - The Triple H RapRegister and log in to post!

The W™ message board

ZimBoard
©2001-2015 Brothers Zim

This old hunk of junk rendered your page in 0.395 seconds.