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Brian P. Dermody Liverwurst Moderator Since: 20.9.02 From: New York, NY Since last post: 1037 days Last activity: 459 days
Y!: # 1 Posted on 6.10.06 1346.07 | Instant Rating: 8.31 Dreadful on all counts. The parts that weren't horribly done were merely dull. This film suffered from a complete lack of the following elements emblematic of enjoyable horror: - Innovative ways of killing teenagers - Dramatic tension - Shocking "jump" moments that later turn out hilarious - Sympathetic characters - Subtle social satire (Romero spoiled me) - Good one-liners - Boobies This kind of movie is why people hate horror movies. Gore for the sake only of gore, and nothing else going on. Avoid at all costs. But at least I didn't have to go see "Employee of the Month" for work this week. If I store my shaving cream in my dresser, my roommate grows a beard. Odd. Reward TV -- TV just got better! Promote this thread!
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