VH1.com has revealed the cast for it's next edition of the Surreal Life ...
SHERMAN HELMSLEY. Yes, George Jefferson's "movin' on up" to the Surreal Life mansion with a booming voice and heart of gold. STEVE HARWELL: Smashmouth's lead singer becomes our tattooed rock-star ring master. C. C. DEVILLE: Poison's axeman is hoping his time in the Surreal Life keeps him out of trouble. TAWNY KITAEN: Are the men of the house safe from Whitesnake's former video vixen? ALEXIS ARQUETTE: She's fabulous, stunning, and Patricia, Rosanna and David Arquette's brother. ANDREA LOWELL: When Playboy TV's cover girl's not getting naked, the former pre-med will be outsmarting the whole cast! FLORENCE HENDERSON: The ultimate TV mom will serve the cast as our first ever in-house therapist/advisor. MYSTERY HUNK: The cast will choose the final roommate from a pool of reality show hunks.
Sherman Helmsley & CC Deville ... That's a spin-off show waiting to happen ...
Originally posted by MayhemAccording to a post on former WWE superstar Maven's (mavenhuffman.com) message board, he is the "reality show hunk" that has been cast.
Well there we go -- Maven, Mike "The Miz" & Al Snow need to get together & run "Tough Enough Reality Stars" for next season! Coral could be the next new WWE Diva! (She's even got the implants already.) And Theo would be a fine "darlin' baby boy" to pair with Matt Capotelli.
(Please tell me that's a joke on Maven's part. Pretty please?)
That makes ME think twice about not signing up for direct deposit now! The show had some nice moments, but nothing outstanding. Chalmers has always been a good supporting character, and they didn't overdo it with him here.