VH1.com has revealed the cast for it's next edition of the Surreal Life ...
SHERMAN HELMSLEY. Yes, George Jefferson's "movin' on up" to the Surreal Life mansion with a booming voice and heart of gold. STEVE HARWELL: Smashmouth's lead singer becomes our tattooed rock-star ring master. C. C. DEVILLE: Poison's axeman is hoping his time in the Surreal Life keeps him out of trouble. TAWNY KITAEN: Are the men of the house safe from Whitesnake's former video vixen? ALEXIS ARQUETTE: She's fabulous, stunning, and Patricia, Rosanna and David Arquette's brother. ANDREA LOWELL: When Playboy TV's cover girl's not getting naked, the former pre-med will be outsmarting the whole cast! FLORENCE HENDERSON: The ultimate TV mom will serve the cast as our first ever in-house therapist/advisor. MYSTERY HUNK: The cast will choose the final roommate from a pool of reality show hunks.
Sherman Helmsley & CC Deville ... That's a spin-off show waiting to happen ...
Originally posted by MayhemAccording to a post on former WWE superstar Maven's (mavenhuffman.com) message board, he is the "reality show hunk" that has been cast.
Well there we go -- Maven, Mike "The Miz" & Al Snow need to get together & run "Tough Enough Reality Stars" for next season! Coral could be the next new WWE Diva! (She's even got the implants already.) And Theo would be a fine "darlin' baby boy" to pair with Matt Capotelli.
(Please tell me that's a joke on Maven's part. Pretty please?)