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|  #1 Posted on 13.1.02 0525.53 | For a sweepstakes trivia question on WWF.com, they had a question that is easily the stupidest wrestling question I've ever heard. It went a little something like this:
“What is the only way to win a submission match?”
-Pinfall
-Submission
-Knockout
-DQ
-Countout
-Stripping your opponent to her bra and panties
I was so insulted I didn't even bother answering the question.
Were they trying to be cute, or has wrestling devolved to a point where the concept of a “submission match” is that hard to comprehend?
I pray the former. Still stupid as all hell, though.
And that, as they say, is that.
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|  #2 Posted on 13.1.02 1205.05 | Instant Rating: 7.87 | Funny, you'd THINK the only way to win was obvious... However, don't forget Austin vs. Hart, and in a far more embarrassing case, Sid vs. Goldberg.
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| #3 Posted on 13.1.02 1620.15 | Technically, you could win a submission match via knockout, as an unconcious opponent could be declared "unable to continue" by a referee, which counts as a submission.
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| #4 Posted on 15.1.02 0100.51 | Yeah, but seeing as how they only give you the opportunity to pick one answer, it seems to me the answer should be obvious.
Of course, that's just me. For all I know, 90% of the people to answer picked “Stripping your opponent to her bra and panties.”
Or maybe not. Who knows?
And that, as they say, is that.
“Bow-wow-wow, yippee-yo-yippee-yay, Oil of Olay all day, every day!”
--Disco Inferno, mocking Konnan's rap song
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| #5 Posted on 15.1.02 0853.27 | They should force their own wrestlers (ahem...Trish Stratus comes to mind lately) who go for pinfalls in table matches, bra-n-panties matches, and other non-pinfall matches.
Bra-n-panties...I feel so dirty for typing that. But in a good way. | ekedolphin
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| #6 Posted on 15.1.02 1057.55 | Heh heh, yeah. And then there was that one time when Randy Savage tried to pin Yokozuna in the Royal Rumble.
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--Disco Inferno, mocking Konnan's rap song
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| #7 Posted on 19.1.02 0214.45 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | that was a stupid question, almost as stupid as when super bowl MVP Doug Williams was asked:
"How long have you been a black QB?"
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| #8 Posted on 20.1.02 0439.46 | Oh, yes, I remember hearing about that.
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| #9 Posted on 21.1.02 0926.06 | And here I thought the stupidest trivia question ever was "What Color is Six White Horses?"
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| #10 Posted on 21.1.02 1803.51 | Nine?
Originally posted by Papercuts!
| And here I thought the stupidest trivia question ever was "What Color is Six White Horses?" |
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| #11 Posted on 9.2.02 2317.49 | Puppies!!! Puppies!!!
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