It'll take more than a lot of gibberish to expunge the memory of FATAL, SenZar, Space Opera, and other gaming horrors I've been exposed to in the past.
"I do have a degree in electrical engineering... from almost 20 years ago. Punchcard systems were just becoming obsolete, we had rotary phones in the dorms, and a modem was still a gizmo the size of a shoebox into which you squooshed the phone receiver itself. In short, we lived like animals.
The instant obsolesence is why I became a writer. The rate of punctuation in a sentence doesn't double every 18 friggin' months, and you never have some 22-year-old looming over your shoulder, shaking his head, saying "dude... you're still using adverbs...?"
Here's one to tell your friends about...a website dedicated to the strongest blender in the world. (wilitblend.com) This man blends golfballs and turns them into powder. He takes marbles and creates dust. He takes a McDonalds meal and creates a smoothie....