Christopher Walken will star opposite Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in Universal Pictures' untitled action-adventure project (aka "Helldorado") for director Peter Berg. The project begins shooting Sept. 20. Additionally, Seann William Scott, who starred in the studio's "American Pie" and its sequel, "American Pie 2," is also in negotiations to join. The project is a modern tale about a bounty hunter (Johnson) who travels to a town named Helldorado in the Amazon jungle to settle a debt. But when he realizes his target -- who would be played by Scott -- isn't the bad guy he thought he was, the two join forces to search for hidden riches in the area. Waken will play Helldorado's evil kingpin Bloomocks. (Zorianna Kit)
The only thing I enjoy more than doing the crossword puzzle is actually finishing it.
Now WALKEN might be able to get me to spend money to see a Rock movie... Wait. What's that? That guy what plays Stifler from American Pie in every movie he's in is in it too? Oh, well, nevermind then.
Seriously, though, if they changed the roles around a bit, and made it a buddy picture between The Rock and Christopher Walken, I'd be there on opening night.
"He'd be damned if he was gonna let some gook get his greasy hands on his watch - your birthright! So, he hid it the only place a man in his position could hide something - he turned that sumbitch sideways and stuck it straight up his candy ass!"
"The only difference between lilies and turds are those humankind have agreed upon, and I don't always agree." ---George Carlin
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." ---Anon.
I'm hoping, nay PRAYING, that Rock tried to drop the People's Elbow on Walken, only to be shot in the kneecap...just picture it...hehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WyldeWolf1 The Man of 1,007 holds, making him 3 holds better than Chris Jericho!
You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!" "Just get out of the chopper." "What?" "Get out of the chopper!" "The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
I'd like to see and hear Walken's impression of the Rock.
AND the Rock's impression of Walken!
If a 90 minute movie of JUST THAT were made, I'd devote my life to watching it over and over again, day and night, until I die.
Or, you know, get bored with it.
-K
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Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard What's that? That guy what plays Stifler from American Pie in every movie he's in is in it too? Oh, well, nevermind
Hey, he wasn't Stifler in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, dammit. =)
Christopher Walken could quite possibly be the only actor I'd enjoy involved in WWE programming in one way or another, ever.
Picutre Christopher Walken doing commentary with JR and Lawler, during a womens match:
JR: MAH GOD! Lawler: PUPPIES! Walken: You know, that Molly Holly is a very voluptuous woman. Lawler: She has a fat ass! Walken: Say that about her ass again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. (really, I had to use that line. I couldn't think of anything better.)
Originally posted by Fuzzy LogicChristopher Walken could quite possibly be the only actor I'd enjoy involved in WWE programming in one way or another, ever.
Picutre Christopher Walken doing commentary with JR and Lawler, during a womens match:
JR: MAH GOD! Lawler: PUPPIES! Walken: You know, that Molly Holly is a very voluptuous woman. Lawler: She has a fat ass! Walken: Say that about her ass again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. (really, I had to use that line. I couldn't think of anything better.)
Hell, he could just spend the next few years doing guest spots on every single show on television and I'd tape every damn one of 'em. I'd love to see him on one of the Food Network shows... creeping the hell out of Martha Stewart or something.
And he wouldn't even have to threaten anyone in the WWE. Hell, they could pay him the cheaper "non-speaking part" rate like they probably did in "Sleepy Hollow", and he could just sit in the back and stare at people until they started crying. It'd be glorious.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka: HE raised the briefcase!
And he wouldn't even have to threaten anyone in the WWE. Hell, they could pay him the cheaper "non-speaking part" rate like they probably did in "Sleepy Hollow", and he could just sit in the back and stare at people until they started crying. It'd be glorious.
Gasp! A gimmick for Benoit!
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat?
Originally posted by Big BadGasp! A gimmick for Benoit!
Naw, for him I'm still holding out for that dream tag-team with Scott Norton: The Choppers! They could wear big fake teeth and slap people in the chest until they forfeited the match.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka: HE raised the briefcase!
Originally posted by bitchfactorFrom today's Hollywood Reporter:
Walken on the road to 'Helldorado' July 17, 2002
Christopher Walken will star opposite Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in Universal Pictures' untitled action-adventure project (aka "Helldorado") for director Peter Berg. The project begins shooting Sept. 20. Additionally, Seann William Scott, who starred in the studio's "American Pie" and its sequel, "American Pie 2," is also in negotiations to join. The project is a modern tale about a bounty hunter (Johnson) who travels to a town named Helldorado in the Amazon jungle to settle a debt. But when he realizes his target -- who would be played by Scott -- isn't the bad guy he thought he was, the two join forces to search for hidden riches in the area. Waken will play Helldorado's evil kingpin Bloomocks. (Zorianna Kit)
His name is gonna be Bloomocks? Ummmmmmmmmmmmyeah.
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