Cena: So after we did it, it finally hits me to ask for her name. Turns out her name's Nancy. No wonder she looked familiar. Benoit: .... 2)
Chavo: How the hell did we hit traffic in an ARENA? Someone MOVE! 3)
Edge: Don't think I haven't noticed! You've been wanting to hold me back for years, Hunter! Uh...did you shrink? Christian: Dude! I'm not Hunter! 4)
Rock: I realize I'm not properly dressed for tonight's funeral. My luggage was lost in the airport. But anyhow, we are gathered here to honor the memory of...(Mick, what are we here for again?) Foley: The death of Al Snow's career. Rock: That's been dead for years, hasn't it? 5)
Three days after Goldberg kicked Bret in the head... Hogan: Camera's over here, Bret. 6)
Paul Levesque in 1994 IS...Ric Flair Lite. Today in 2004, Paul Levesque IS...Ric Flair Lite. Ah, the more things change... 7)
Rey: I don't know what anyone else has told you, Michael, but that night with Konnan back in 1999 NEVER HAPPENED!
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Admit it. You laughed too when you found out Brock was feuding with Sparky Plugg.
Cena: Hey yo, guys, anyone know the phone number for MasterLock? Dis chain is cuttin' off MAD circulation to my brain, yo!
Benoit: Can I have your push if you die?
Chavo: Hey, there's another satisfied customer! Eddie, that side business of yours is brilliant!
Edge: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Rock: *reading* "But Sam turned to Bywater, and so came back up the Hill, as day was ending once more. And he went on, and there was yellow light, and fire within; and the evening meal wsa ready and he was expected. And Rose drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Elanor in his lap. He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm back,' he said."
See Mick, wasn't that better than the movie? I mean, they left the whole Scouring of the Shire part COMPLETELY out.
Hogan: Brother, let me take care of the work in this one. I've got a new hurricanrana sequence I've been working on..
*from backstage* And be sure to pick up my dry cleaning tonight, rookie!
HHH: Patience Paul, climb the ladder...
Cole: Rey, how did it feel last week, when you delivered a 619 to the head of Tajiri? Are you prepared to win the Cruiserweight title and bring it back to the city of San Diego? Well, in order to do that, you'll have to execute a pinfall on the shoulders of champion, Jamie Noble!
Rey: Good god, you drive me fucking crazy.
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(edited by asteroidboy on 2.1.04 1213) -- Asteroid Boy
Wiener of the day: 23.7.02
"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport." - Rex "Was he no-selling?" - Me
Angle: "Okay, John, wipe that goofy grin off your face and give me back my Sade CD! I know you have it; your rap thing is JUST a gimmick!"
Chavo: "No way, esse, I remember this area! We're headed straight for a cliff, bro."
Edge: "...and I pulled my gun at him like THIS!" Christian: "Easy, easy, put that thing down!"
Rock: "...and then there was that scene with Rosario Dawson. Man, hot chick, but she kept messing up every line possible. We must've had about 50 takes for one conversation scene! And then, Christopher Walken, well, he..." Foley: "ZZZZZZZZ."
Hogan: "C'mon, Bret. You remember when I headlined the Wembley Stadium show, do you?"
HHH: "Man, I wish Ted Turner had a daughter who hung around as a ring rat or something. Things could be a helluva lot more fun..."
Mysterio: "You know, Cole, I do miss those old WCW rings. I swear, some nights, they felt only THIS wide."
"Watch carefully, ladies and gentlemen - at no time during this feat of magic will my hands touch Michael Cole's microphone!"
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THE CONSPIRACY FAILS - Randomly Selected Wiener of the Day, August 13, 2002 "Thanks RageRockrr! You're the coolest!" - Excalibur05, March 10, 2002. "Thank you for bringing back a DEEP 80s memory, Rage. THANK YOU." - DMC, June 6, 2002. "Big Props to RageRockrr: '+ Oh, and three simple words: Optimus. Fucking. Prime.' You're DAMN right!" - Bizzle Izzle, August 7, 2002. (former remainder of sig file deleted due to space and bandwidth concerns)
1) (Cena): "Hey Chris, I licked one thing in your office, bet you can't figure out what? But I will give you an hint, your kid calls her Mom." 2) Everyone watches in fun as The Eddie & Chavo WCW Search continues! 3) (Edge): "Don't tell me your going to let WWE make you cut your awesome hair are you?" 4) (Rock): "And The Rock will NOT leave tell he figures out what the hell Steve Austin is calling himself this week!" 5) (Hogan): "Oh brothers, I'm SO going to hold his ass down it isn't even funny! 4 Life!" 6) (hHh): "Laugh at me now guys, in just a few years I will make all of you job to me left and right!" 7) (Rey): "No no Mike, come on stretch it out...I am a tool vato...come on...you can say it!"
(edited by XPacArmy on 3.1.04 0058) It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
I hope it's two minutes. Even if the Rumble is lacking some star power, the whole concept is a good time no matter who's involved. The fact that Jericho is in there right from the beginning is a real good sign.