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Brian P. Dermody

Since: 20.9.02
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.33
Saw this for work this morning.

For martial arts movie fans only, as if you couldn't have guessed. Or Nathan Jones completists. There's something that was probably supposed to pass for a story, but it only existed for the purpose of hanging Muay thai fights off of it.

There's also a fair amount of bizarre stuff that I guess just doesn't translate to Western culture. Not in the sense of "Those whacky Japanese with their day-glo and panties in vending machines", but in the sense of "uh... kay".

Thanks again, Tarantino, for providing an appetizer for the new Jet Li picture.

I like stuff too.

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.43
    Originally posted by Brian P. Dermody
    Nathan Jones completists.

This is a good month for them, since he's in Fearless, too.

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Since: 2.1.02
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The US version is hacked to bits. Not that the original cut makes a whole bundle more sense, but the story at least moves from A to B coherently.

But yeah. The fight scenes are some of the best ever, the rest broaches "worst movie of the year" ground. Still, worth an eventual rental on DVD for the brawls.

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Since: 13.3.02
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I happen to think a she-male stealing your elephant is the absolute greatest premise for a movie ever. least its not ancient scrolls or a dead brother/father/sensei.

Any reason to make Tony Jaa angry will really suffice though.

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Big Bad

Since: 4.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.99
Who goes to a Tony Jaa movie for plot? This was maybe the most tongue-in-cheek awesome movie of the year, even beating Snakes on a Plane.

Scene: Mark DeRosa's brain. The year is 2005.
Part of Mark DeRosa's brain: Come on, another position change? One day it's second base, the next day right field, now it's third? Why, I oughta go into Buck's office and throw his talking fish on the floor!
Other part of Mark DeRosa's brain: Hold on, other part of the brain. We're making $500,000 this year. Last year we made $725,000. All for playing a damn kids' game. This is, as they say in Brainland, a no-"us"-er. We're not going to complain.
Part of Mark DeRosa's brain: You're right, dude. Let's go back to looking at this crazy porn Teixeira gave us!

Polska kielbasa

Since: 17.8.06
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I enjoyed the "passing of the torch" scence with Jackie Chan... And speaking of Jackie Chan, his earlier movies had as much plot as this one does and like Big Bad said "Who goes to a Tony Jaa movie for plot". He just needs to kick people in head while twisting in mid-air... plot-schmot..

But, my daddy's in a coma!
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