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All credit goes to those listed below - I have a charity dinner to attend this evening so I will miss out on all the fun

The Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game

By David Martin. David Martin lives in Ottawa
Canada
Published September 29, 2004

Let's face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them.

So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and pick a candidate. Then let the game begin:

- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.

- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.

- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.

- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.

- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.

- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.

- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.

A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:

1) Florida

2) North Korea

3) Axis of evil

4) Saddam Hussein

5) The American people

- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.

In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers!



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Simply drink every time Bush says "make no mistake" - you'll be hammered by 9:30.



dwaters
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How much can we drink if Dubya mispronounces "nuclear"?
OMEGA
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My god, with those rules, we'll all die of alchohol poisoning before we get to hear Fox News declare Bush the winner.

I'd also like to take this time out to mention OlFuzzyBastard's excellent sig.



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    Originally posted by OMEGA
    My god, with those rules, we'll all die of alchohol poisoning before we get to hear Fox News declare Bush the winner.

    I'd also like to take this time out to mention OlFuzzyBastard's excellent sig.


It is excellent, except I think they have Maine wrong. All of my family back there has gun(s), and nearly all of them hate fags.
MoeGates
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I'd change it to "Hates Jesus" "Hates Fags" "Hates self"



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Those are phrases I never would've associated with Holland....but they are doing something right over there.
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