We've now passed the point where all I have to do is see a thread title in my Twitter feed and I can think "oh, look, PaulKTF started another thread." I'm sure Cajunman thanks you for taking him off my radar.
The site has actually regressed. According to archive.org,
* Here it is in January 2008. Notice the only change is that the links have been removed and the under construction text has been added. (And also the details about why they were named one of the 10 most green companies by Newsweek were taken out. Probably because the ethanol plant in question was a horrible failure, costing $200 million to build, and eventually being sold in bankruptcy court for $25 million. * In 2007 the site was all about how much they loved ethanol! * From November 2004 to June 2006 they actually used Flash on their webpage! * Heck, the oldest version in the archive.org database, from November 1999 (a time when they still though page counters was a good idea), is more useful than the current version. It had a 35 MB movie that you could presumably spend 2 hours downloading from your 56K modem.
Feh on top of feh. Here's a slightly more realistic take: * Benoit beats Cena. * Benoit loses the match to Lesnar by DQ after Holly interferes. Or maybe Holly beats up Benoit because he wants the title or something.