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Gavintzu
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Calgary ... Alberta Canada

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If you haven't checked out this week's edition of the Onion, getcher ass over there ASAP. Funny funny stuff.

Like this article.

Or this one.

Or this historical front page.

"Jackie Robinson lynched for stealing second" ... so funny and so sad at the same time.






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Fixing your grin as you casually lean on the bar.
Laughing too loud at the rest of the world, with the boys in the crowd.
You can hide, hide, hide ... behind petrified eyes.
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Since: 9.2.02

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I've always thought that the "What Do You Think?" page on the Onion was probably the funniest page on the internet.



"You know Monsoon, I am impressed, and I don't impress easy"
-Jesse "The Body" Ventura

"Bob Ryder sucks" - Me.
OlFuzzyBastard
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Since: 28.4.02
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I was using a quote from the WDYT page in my .sig for most of the past week, until I (compusively) changed it. (I must've had fifty avatars/signatures/bios since I registered on this board.)

"I know they say we get the government we deserve, but I don't remember knife-raping any retarded nuns."



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evilwaldo
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Since: 7.2.02
From: New York, NY

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I love the 'Ray Charles signs Def Leppard album' spot.

The Onion has always ruled.



These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
The Thrill
Banger








Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

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Another fine product from the historically fine journalism program of the University of Wisconsin.

But didn't they move some of their offices from Madison to New York? HEEL TURN!



Star wipe, and...we're out.
Thrillin' ain't easy.

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MoeGates
Andouille








Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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Hey, they must have followed me when I moved from Madison to New York.

Seriously, as some one who's been reading since 93 (I even worked downstairs from them for a while, and played on the same softball team), I can honestly tell you they are funnier now than they've ever been. They also stopped recycling old stuff, which they did every once in while a few years ago.

The only thing that's slipped off a bit is "Justify Your Existence." Pre-web, the artists would totally be taken by surprise by the "why should anyone buy your record" question, and much funny shit would result. Now, with it being done by e-mail, and everyone knowing the question, it's totally lame. They should drop that column.



Expressing myself EVERY day - but especially on July 22, 2002!
drjayphd
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Since: 22.4.02
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    Originally posted by Gavintzu
    If you haven't checked out this week's edition of the Onion, getcher ass over there ASAP. Funny funny stuff.

    Like this article.

    Or this one.



GREATEST STORIES EVER.



Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of Punkinhead:

"I'm gonna go dig up a date!"
ScreamingHeadGuy
Frankfurter








Since: 1.2.02
From: Appleton, WI

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I totally miss "Drunk of the Week". There went my 15 words of fame. Of course, the Onion officially discouraged the disgusting practice of consuming alcohol.



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Which explains the laughter.
And, of course, the masturbation.

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