There's supposed to be a great image here, but it's just not working for some reason. I don't get it. You can still click here, but I wonder why I can't post the image. I've stolen stuff from The Onion before...
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"George W. Bush is in the middle of his annual 35-day vacation. How many of you get a thirty-five day vacation every year? Yeah, see, that's because they need you at your job... Don't worry, George. Another seventeen months, and you're going to have the longest vacation of your life." ---David Letterman, The Late Show
"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
But we all know he's just joking. California may look small to your average planet-devourer, but it can still give you a nasty stomach virus.
Edit: Of course Jared could also say, "Vote for me or I'll eat you!" and I'd definately be voting for him. I mean, look at those pants!
(edited by Jaguar on 22.8.03 1503) And there's a million of us just like me Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me Mustache like me, a big piece of trash like me And just might be a piece of shit, but not quite me!
I'm Saddam. Yes, I'm the real Saddam. And you other Saddams can all kiss my bottom. So won't the real Hussein please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Bill Maher, from last year's Politically Incorrect Xmas episode. It still applies: Now, being our last show of the year, I'd like to make a plea tonight for world peace. Oh, I know what you're saying. "Bill, you've had enough controversy this year....