I'd love to go to Japan. I like the idea of placing myself someplace just so completely foreign (yet still relatively safe, since I am a giant pussy). Also, I love the idea of towering over everyone. And I like electronics.
Here's a good, non-offensive one that you may like: A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.