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|  #41 Posted on 7.4.03 2328.02 | Just for a quick change of pace - considering RAW's network, should'nt this thread's title be "The New The National Nightmare"?
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|  #42 Posted on 7.4.03 2352.38 | Instant Rating: 4.95 |
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| #43 Posted on 8.4.03 0026.26 | Instant Rating: 5.54 | Gasp! Nash cut his hair?? Sacrilege!
Well, Nash didn't get injured. And he's not Big Daddy Cool. WWE always finds a way to disappoint me.
He did come in to the old theme-from-Roseanne harmonica rock that he used when he was originally Diesel. Maybe "Diesel" and "Big Daddy Cool" will just be auxiliary nicknames for Nash, like how Steve Austin is the rattlesnake.
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| #44 Posted on 8.4.03 0218.01 | "He's powered by a BY-GOD DIESEL ENGINE FOLKS!"
Yeah, I can just hear J.R. saying that now.
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| #45 Posted on 8.4.03 0229.50 | The coyote goes...
Originally posted by asteroidboy
Anyone want to start an injury pool? I'm gonna say 20 seconds.
Is this Nash exclusive, or are we left to guess when Rhyno, Benoit, and when they get back, Edge and Kurt Angle re-injure themselves?
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| #46 Posted on 8.4.03 0630.41 | Originally posted by Lexus
Originally posted by asteroidboy
Anyone want to start an injury pool? I'm gonna say 20 seconds.
Is this Nash exclusive, or are we left to guess when Rhyno, Benoit, and when they get back, Edge and Kurt Angle re-injure themselves?
Don't forget Randy Orton (gosh he injured himself TWICE, just watch when he comes back and breaks his pinky LOL!), Bautista and the recently returned Rey mysterio and Cena.
(edited by darkmatcher on 8.4.03 0431)
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| #47 Posted on 8.4.03 0942.47 | Nash interview excerpt, from wwe.com:
Question was `how healthy are you?'
Nash: About 80 percent. I'll get a lot stronger once I get my timing back, and my wind. It will take a little while. I've been doing a lot of rehab, but there's no substitute for ring work. I've done a little, but I'm at the point in my career where I know how to take care of myself in the ring. I'll be near 100 percent real soon.
Uhhh...... timing? Back?
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|  #48 Posted on 8.4.03 0946.00 |
Originally posted by CANADIAN BULLDOG
Nash interview excerpt, from wwe.com:
Question was `how healthy are you?'
Nash: About 80 percent.
Hey that's Randy gimmick Kev!
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| #49 Posted on 8.4.03 0955.29 |
Originally posted by CANADIAN BULLDOG
Nash interview excerpt, from wwe.com:
Question was `how healthy are you?'
Nash: About 80 percent. I'll get a lot stronger once I get my timing back, and my wind. It will take a little while. I've been doing a lot of rehab, but there's no substitute for ring work. I've done a little, but I'm at the point in my career where I know how to take care of myself in the ring. I'll be near 100 percent real soon.
Uhhh...... timing? Back?
Ok, last year, he was hurt twice (elbow and quad). How has he advanced in the past year so that he is at the point where he can take care of himself in the ring? Did the mighty Wizard of OZ reteach him a secret prevent-injury formula?
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| #50 Posted on 8.4.03 1232.59 |
Originally posted by Lexus
Is this Nash exclusive, or are we left to guess when Rhyno, Benoit, and when they get back, Edge and Kurt Angle re-injure themselves?
It's for Nash exclusively. All those other guys you mention seem pretty humble, nice, decent guys who I (along with most) have respect for. Unlike Nash who's a self-absorbed piece of crap.
And I'm not talking about hearsay or 3rd person backstage report. I'm talking about other wrestlers who know his act and talk about it. I'm talking about first hand account of seeing this guys try to make himself look so cool at the expense of someone else. I'm talking about people I know who see his act of being this big sh*t and the cock of the walk, he's the cock of nothing... The guy is a total jerk and really bad in the ring, just like jerks in sports or entertainment or in life, it's hard to feel bad for them as you would someone you respect.
He really reminds me of that guy in high school who's thinks he much cooler then he actually is, because he picks on the real unpopular kid, and goofs off and has a bunch of lackeys saying how cool he is. But once he graduates high school at the age of 20 then he becomes the loser he actually is... That's Nash, this guy pushing 50 still thinking he's in his late teens. With some lackeys saying how great he is and refusing to grow up and I've never seen someone with such an undeserved ego or self-importance then this assclown. Why hasn't this guys bubble do like his leg and burst.
That Diesel music is awful, it actually makes him seem to be slower and older. It's like those awful Missy & Tammy in thongs photos, why on earth if you are so out of shape want to take such revealing unflattering photos... Much like Nash's music, why would Old Man Lazy want to get such a slow, boring tune. He looked like a bad old style film projector film, slowing down with a messed up sound. But it's actual regular speed for Nash and his song.
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| #51 Posted on 8.4.03 1849.15 | Holy Shit! That had to be the first time that I fell asleep DURING a "run-in".
TNN had time for a full commerical break between the time Nash appeared at the top of the ramp and the time he entered the ring.
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| #52 Posted on 8.4.03 1912.02 |
Originally posted by Lexus
Originally posted by asteroidboy
Anyone want to start an injury pool? I'm gonna say 20 seconds.
Is this Nash exclusive, or are we left to guess when Rhyno, Benoit, and when they get back, Edge and Kurt Angle re-injure themselves?
Nah, you have to fake a heart attack to get out of a job to be entered in the pool. | darkmatcher
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| #53 Posted on 9.4.03 1321.05 | Gosh, NHS, now tell us how you really feel. No, don't be shy about it.
I'm pretty sure there are some people who could disagree with what you've "seen". I love how some fans who hate certain wrestling characters will do all they can to hold it against the real person. Very mature.
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| #54 Posted on 11.4.03 0245.59 | Naw naw naw. That's where you're wrong. I certainly have no problem distinguishing a wrestling character and the person itself. Hell I can even easily separate problems I have with some people professional "politics" (yes I'm talking about HHHim) but still won't hold it too harshly against the guy personally... Sorry to tell you Nash is pure garbage.
Why don't you check out "The Blackball" thread and look a couple of posts down and tell me what a cool dude Nash is.
Or how about when he went to WWENY to host Raw, cause his broken down ass was injured like usual. And the very mature guy wants to get himself so over and start saying the Raw ring announcer/singer "dances" at an establishment(har har, aint he funny), he said that because he knew she was going to sing at The World that coming Wednesday. So when she went there on Wednesday and we get a couple of hecklers repeating Nash's classy comments. What a a-hole. Hey Nash, She's actually working something he has no clue what it is. The past couple of years Nash's occupation sitting at home wondering if he should eat the regular jumbo size potato chips or go with the sour cream n onion(wonder if Just for Men hair color is a write off for tax season for Nash). I hope she "mistakenly" calls him Kevin Trash in his 1st match back cause that's what he is. Not like he cares about making women friends all he wants out of women is one thing.
And it brings us to the greatness of the NWO girls. Do you know how they choose them. It was just a bunch of Nash groupies who would get TV time if they make Nash "happy", isn't that super of him... P.S. After watching Smackdown it reminded me that if it wasn't for Nash opening the door (along with his zipper) to Torrie we wouldn't have to sit through her no sell the entire SD women roster.Boo Nash LoL
The dude is pretty pathetic, and I didn't even get into the bad wrestling, and lame trying to be hip gangsta signs (memo: Cena does it it's entertaining because he's not pushing 50. Nash does it is lame shite)... Nash has always been a total leech and has always sucked.
You asked me not to be shy 
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| #55 Posted on 12.4.03 1507.10 | Sorry NHS, you may have some good points, but I don't think I can find it in me to hate him. Tons of guys in the business are guilty of doing the kinds of trashy things he's accused of doing, and get more respect. Most pro-wrestlers have very bad reputations. At the same time, some do learn their lesson(even if the hard way).
-P.S. After watching Smackdown it reminded me that if it wasn't for Nash opening the door (along with his zipper) to Torrie we wouldn't have to sit through her no sell the entire SD women roster.Boo Nash LoL-
Ok, I'll definitely give you this one if its true.
I don't know, maybe I'm too blinded by my silly puppy love, but I like him. I like his wit and laid back personality. He wasn't bad in the ring as Diesel. And he pulls less politics than the no-less shady Preparation H. If people on here can defend him, then I should be able to defend Big Cool.
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| #56 Posted on 12.4.03 1713.28 | I'll admit, I'm a Kevin Nash mark. I like his style, his look, and whatever else.
I will also admit, however, his return to the ring (version 3) was exciting, but I don't really know where they're going to go with it. Hopefully somewhere... ;-) But what's with the brown hair? I mean...brown? It's either salt and pepper or BLACK, by gawd!
Oh well. I'll catch RAW on Monday and see where they'll bury him. Maybe in Preparation Triple H's EVILution? LOL
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| #57 Posted on 12.4.03 1736.48 |
Originally posted by Big Bad
He did come in to the old theme-from-Roseanne harmonica rock that he used when he was originally Diesel. Maybe "Diesel" and "Big Daddy Cool" will just be auxiliary nicknames for Nash, like how Steve Austin is the rattlesnake.
I was hoping they would use the NWO theme for him. The music he came out to this past Monday was pretty bad.
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| #58 Posted on 12.4.03 1807.21 |
Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher
Sorry to tell you Nash is pure garbage.
Why don't you check out "The Blackball" thread and look a couple of posts down and tell me what a cool dude Nash is.
Or how about when he went to WWENY to host Raw, cause his broken down ass was injured like usual. And the very mature guy wants to get himself so over and start saying the Raw ring announcer/singer "dances" at an establishment(har har, aint he funny), he said that because he knew she was going to sing at The World that coming Wednesday. So when she went there on Wednesday and we get a couple of hecklers repeating Nash's classy comments. What a a-hole. Hey Nash, She's actually working something he has no clue what it is.
Oh, blah. So he "insulted" Lilian. Oh, blah, he's a asshole. Who cares? I mean, really? Who cares?
I think alot of people are assholes, there are ALOT of assholes out there, and Kevin Nash may very well be one of them. In fact, I bet if you asked him, he'd tell you that he was an asshole. That's just not enough for me to get worked up about. He's "cute" and cocksure, and that's his gimmick. That's who he is in real life. And if that's what works for him, more power to him. You certainly don't have to take it so personally.
If he comes back, and is able to be entertaining, be it in the ring or on the stick, I don't care what his personality in or outside the ring. It just doesn't matter.
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| #59 Posted on 13.4.03 0837.43 | Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher
Or how about when he went to WWENY to host Raw, cause his broken down ass was injured like usual. And the very mature guy wants to get himself so over and start saying the Raw ring announcer/singer "dances" at an establishment(har har, aint he funny), he said that because he knew she was going to sing at The World that coming Wednesday. So when she went there on Wednesday and we get a couple of hecklers repeating Nash's classy comments. What a a-hole.
Actually, I was there that night, and even sent a report to Pwtorch.com, etc. What happened was someone in the audience said something about Lillian Garcia appearing at Scores, so he worked it to his answer. He kept it as a recurring joke, and it actually went over quite well. But I don't think he said it `to get himself over'. He already had the entire audience in stitches by that point.
Also, I remember saying that even if he goes back to Diesel upon his return, he wouldn't dye his hair because he was getting too old for that...
(edited by CANADIAN BULLDOG on 13.4.03 0638)
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| #60 Posted on 13.4.03 1129.36 | Instant Rating: 2.74 | Being an asshole myself, I can honestly say that Nash is no bigger an asshole then the rest of us assholes. Are you saying that given the chance, you WOULDN'T get some cute chick a job for giving YOU a job. Whatever.
Using Garcia is a stripper as a running gag is no worse the having Rock get her to want his 'strudel'; do you despise Rocky as well? What about Jericho for getting himself over with Stephanie's breast enhancements? Is he just as big an asshole as Nash is.
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