I'll take 13 seconds. I say he walks face-first into a Flair chop and Flair accidently chops him right in the throat, crushing his windpipe.
I dunno, I think my whole thing is waiting to see how long the "Scott Hall" rumors start once he inevitably turns to the darkside along with Michaels to re-form the Clique. I wonder if him and HHH are backstage right now comparing rehab stories. I hate to admit this, though. I was always a big mark for the Nash "frame" thing, before the big elbow in the corner. It always cracks me up.
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Oh man...was it wrong for me to squirm looking at all of those pictures of him? Anyway, that was freaking hilarious.
I don't know. He's always been motivated when working with Shawn, so let's hope that all the duct tape and wires can keep him together long enough. Hell, I like him. I'm excited, but if he is going to go out and look like Steiner, count on me turning on him just like that.
The "frame" thing was a throwback to his Vinnie Vegas gimmick, I believe.
I'm just so happy that Big Daddy Cool is back to lead the New Generation. I love Kevin Nash for all the wrong reasons that you're supposed to like a wrestler. The fact that he's dusting off Diesel is just icing on the WrestleCrap cake, I think.
I have a generic Diesel Coliseum Home Video where he declares 1994 - The Year Of Big Daddy Cool! I'd just love to see the reaction of some of the fans that started watching wrestling during the Attitude Era. Why is Nash calling himself Diesel? What's Diesel even mean? Is it because his hair is black?
DIESEL POWER! They can start selling the foam fingers and black gloves again. Remember when Diesel turned tweener at the end and would only slap hands of fans wearing Diesel black gloves?
Originally posted by DJ RanLet's not forget, he's a new man with a new (old) gimmick and a new (old) look. He's always been a fashion plate, maybe he'll bring back the leather pants with fringe. We should be so lucky. The main question we're ignoring is, what color hair dye did he use?
The last time I saw Nash he was dying his hair GREY. Now I've checked the HBA aisle of our local Parts Unknown Walmart, and I could not find Grey hair dye anywhere. WTF??????
I heard that they were scrapping the "diesel" moniker in favor of the more appropriate and street-credible:
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. . . . oh yeah, one last thing . . . . . .
nothing says "authentic" like Kevin Nash in a FUBU shirt.
"What do you mean 'Parts Unknown'? Are you telling me he doesn't have a social security number so we can track him down? How does he get a paycheck?" - G. Monsoon
It looks like next week is going to be a "Slap the card together of Great American Bash" show. I know I keep harping on it, but I feel it's an important issue: SmackDown NEEDS to pay more attention to the undercard. What do we have for GAB?