It appears that tonight, Mr. Middle Aged with Hand Signals Kevin Nash will be making his return in the Michaels/Booker vs. Jericho/Trip match as a face. First, if this is a run-in that he's doing, hopefully an oxygen tank is set up on the midway point of the ramp. Second, does anyone else think that the scheduled Flair/Trip/Jerico vs. Nash/Michaels/Booker match is going to end up with what amounts to a quadruple turn, with Trip/Michaels/Nash all giving themselves the super secret Cliq handshake at the end of the night?
There is only one man left to save Vince McMahon and the WWF/E. Where have you gone Greg Gagne, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
....marking the first `leisurely walk-in' in wrestling history.
"Triple H, The Rock says they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden. No! The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck."
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" -----Phillip J. Fry, Futurama
Jeez you guys are so predictable. I know what you're going to write before you write it. Tired, Nash will become injured quickly jokes. Wow. Impressive. Tearing a quad is painful, you know. We shouldn't joke about it because he has a bad workrate, it's fairly...
Jr: BAH GAWD IT'S KEVIN NASH! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S BIG DADDY COOL, BAH GAWD AND HE'S COMING DOWN! BUT WHO'S SADE IZ HE AWN!?!
Jr: LISTEN TO THEYISS REYACTION KING...THESE PEOPLE ARE...THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET OUT OF RESPECT FOR THIS LEGEND! HE'S TAKING HIS TIME...HE WANTS EVERYONE TO WONDER WHAT CHOICE HE'S GONNA MAKE!?! HE'S THE MASTER OF MIND GAMES! HE'S JUST WAITING...
Seven minutes later, Nash gets to ringside. As he pulls himself onto the apron, both of his knees simultaneously explode. Shawn Michaels improvises an ending which includes an ironic promo against the backdrop of the battered Nash. After the injury, Nash reveals plans on WWE dot com that he hopes to return for King of the Ring. When it is explained to him that KOTR is being scrapped, he suggests the In Your House after that.
"Whatever I just posted above is what your mother said in bed last night."
Is this really gonna work? I mean when "Diesel" walks out are you going to stop calling him Nash? Nah. That would be like havin Kane go back to Isaac Yankem or The Undertaker go back to Mean Mark. I don't think it will work, but hell I don't work for WWE so it isn't my $$$.
Let's not forget, he's a new man with a new (old) gimmick and a new (old) look. He's always been a fashion plate, maybe he'll bring back the leather pants with fringe. We should be so lucky. The main question we're ignoring is, what color hair dye did he use?
I believe the two popular choices for a man of his profession and age would be Bischoff's Grecian Formula to gently wash away the grey, or there's also the popular Greg Valentine Rhythm n Blues Shoe Polish.
Add me to the list of people who do NOT want Brock winning the title. (1) The Unified World Title has changed hands at Wrestlemania, Backlash, Judgement Day and Vengeance. That's 4 times in 5 months. Title change at Summerslam makes it 5 times in 6.