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|  #1 Posted on 14.1.02 1624.51 | OK, before everybody looks at this and goes "WTF?" let me explain...
I was just reading an article on WWF.com and it was an interview with Scotty 2 Hotty about his daughter being born. The child was named Taylor.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Scotty's last name Taylor? Thus... his daughter is named... Taylor Taylor? Umm...| Promote this thread! |           | BenoitFan7
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| #2 Posted on 14.1.02 1626.02 | | Whoa, cool. Sort of like Dudley Dudley. | MoeGates
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| #3 Posted on 14.1.02 1630.25 | The poor kid's name is Taylor? That's up there with Blade Hart for "dumbest name a wrestler's given their kid."
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| #4 Posted on 14.1.02 1636.32 | | Well, at least he didn't name her Worm. | cfgb
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|  #5 Posted on 14.1.02 1646.33 | Instant Rating: 7.87 | That's up there with Blade Hart for "dumbest name a wrestler's given their kid."
Oooh, I'm sure Bret's even one upped himself. Isn't one of his kids named Beans?
As in good for the Hart?
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| #6 Posted on 14.1.02 1717.20 | Ok..... Is Scotty and the mother of his daughter married?... If not then the daughter may have a different last name.... although taylor taylor would be interesting.
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| #7 Posted on 14.1.02 1746.18 | Beans Hart!? I sure that is just a nickname.
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| #8 Posted on 14.1.02 1817.40 | I thought Scotty's real last name was Garland. I saw that in the Wrestling Observer's interview section.
Taylor Garland. Hmmm.
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| #9 Posted on 14.1.02 1845.20 | | I knew a girl in school named Silvia Silva, oh yeah kids didn't make fun of that...LOL | Loosie
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| #10 Posted on 14.1.02 1918.52 | Hey don't forget from Home Improvement Tim's neigboughr is Wilson Wilson. 
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| #11 Posted on 14.1.02 1931.57 |
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| #12 Posted on 14.1.02 1936.46 | There's a pro beach volleyball player named Alan Alan (or maybe it's Allen Allen). Please don't ask me why I know that.
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| #13 Posted on 14.1.02 1952.44 | Well, if, as someone mentioned, he isn't married to the mother and the kid will keep mother's surname, or if Taylor wasn't Scotty's real surname (He used to be a jobber, And I didn't think many Jobber's ever changed their names. Mick Foley, Dwayne Gill, and Lanny Paffo come to mind), then Taylor isn't that bad of a first name (Taylor Dane springs to mind). In fact its been known to happen where a Kid will get his mother's maiden name (When it fits, like Clark or Thomas, or Bruce) as his given name if the Family has the Father's surname.
If However The Kid will be Taylor Taylor......
However she could just drop one of them, Become Taylor and get a career in Music, modeling, showbiz, or....well, other places that hire mono-named women.
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| #14 Posted on 14.1.02 2157.43 | In fact its been known to happen where a Kid will get his mother's maiden name (When it fits, like Clark or Thomas, or Bruce) as his given name if the Family has the Father's surname.
That's a very southern thing to do. How does a guy from Winnipeg know about that?
Moe
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| #15 Posted on 14.1.02 2355.32 | | Ha, I thought of that too when I read that article. I think Scott Taylor was his other fake name. His name is Scott Garland, as Mr. Cactaur pointed out. | DirkLurker
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| #16 Posted on 15.1.02 0308.52 | There was a guy who used to play some pro sport for some Philly team back in the 80s whose name was "Anthony Toney"
I mean WTF are parents thinking? 
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| #17 Posted on 15.1.02 1813.29 | Originally posted by MoeGates
In fact its been known to happen where a Kid will get his mother's maiden name (When it fits, like Clark or Thomas, or Bruce) as his given name if the Family has the Father's surname.
That's a very southern thing to do. How does a guy from Winnipeg know about that?
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Well, Us Canadians are far more intelligent (And dare I say better looking) than most people give us gredit for. We all have such a high standard to live up to, especially those of us from the Hometown of the Undisputed Champ, Chris Jericho! 
Also I used to Read Superman comics (Ma Kent's Maiden name was Clark, thats how they came to call him Clark Kent...whatsupwiththat) and I like watching ER (Dr. Benton, Eric LaSalle, had a son named Reese Benton, the mother's last name was Reese).
Fictional sources aside, information is out there if you just care to remember it.
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| #18 Posted on 17.1.02 1942.51 | Instant Rating: 8.21 | As Mr. Cactuar and the Spiraling Shape have stated his real last name is Garland. He is from my hometown and high school in Westbrook, Maine.
So there. Case closed.
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| #19 Posted on 18.1.02 0318.34 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | i went to highschool with a George George...his family was from India....odd fellow...always felt like he was being followed...
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|  #20 Posted on 18.1.02 0417.52 | Blimey, that'd be like Mr and Mrs Galilei calling their son Galileo.
Oh.
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