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Tonight's going to be a fouled up yet spirited Workrate Report. I'm going to watch the first hour and analyze it for you, you the beloved and tender reader. The second hour- well, fuck all y'all- the debates are on and that's gonna be more carny than a pickled punk show so it will always win when thrown up against post-kayfabe WWE pseudo-carny bullshit. I'm not sure when the second hour will kick in so I'm going to PREDICT (NOT FAUNTASY BOOK) the whole show from my desk at work now- HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW! Then I'll review the first hour and post it and THEN. TONIGHT. AT 1:00 AM EST, Mike Sweeststser (who gets the West Coast feed) has volunteered to review the second hour in realtime. Oh it's going to be confusing and retarded, just the way we like it. Mike useta run the WOW website so I'm hoping that this will get him to post special secret pictures of Roxy Powers' butt at some point.

(And though I've cut out booze for the most part, I did win a bet on the Cowboys beating the Redskins so I may have a couple of the Mackesson Triple Stout that Roy Williams killed motherfuckers so I could drink. TO YOU, NUMBER 31! LAVERNIUS COLES CANNOT REMEMBER HIS MIDDLE NAME NOW. HUZZAH! After week 8, if the Cowboys have more wins than the Redskins, gear up for Dean drinking a free case of Old Mil and the pathetic workrate report therein. Welcome to my wonderful and frightening world of rationalization and desperation.)

NOT FAUNTASY BOOKING! PREDICTIONS, yes predictions FOR TONIGHT'S UNFORTUNATELY TIME-SLOTTED SMACKDOWN:

WHAT WORKED-

- Kurt Angle and Mark Jindrak come out to the ring to open the show and they speak about their comicbook collections. Jindrak speaks of his love of the Hernandez brothers and especially their Mechanics mini-series, speaking at length that his ideal idea of womenhood looks a lot like how the Hernandez brothers draw women. Angle cuts him off and says that if the womanly and athletic women with short hair and cut-off shorts is his cup of tea, he should go back and see how Bob Burden's Falming Carrot issue #13. Jindrak counters that Hernandez' version of the female form is the ideal, while Burden's is the far more alluring because it is less idealized yet not repulsively fetishized like R Crumb's repetive ideal. SUDDENLY! Luther Reins runs out and powerbombs Jindrak onto Angle. Rains grabs the mic and begins shouting in outrage, "You fucking simpering elitist pansies! The only female ideal ever achieved in comics was SCARLET WITCH! Maybe the first appearance of Storm in giant Size X-Men #1! Just because you motherfuckers read comics that sold 2,000 copies doesn't make them some kind of fucking art!" Reines grabs Angle and Emerald Froziens him into the stomach of Jindrak. "Angle, you are fucking clueless. You are in something as artless as the WWF and you cast aspersions upon the mainstream comics ideal of beauty. Do ever like listen to yourself? How do you live with yourself?" Angle rolls out of the ring in agony and grabs a mic from Cole. He catches his breath. "You idiot.... I.... I... would rather suck Killer Karl Kox glass eye... than reading fucking MARVEL. THIS IS WAR..." We then go to a MicroTouch commercial.

- JBL comes out riding in his limosine. He is sweating profusely and twitching. He walks around to the trunk and drags out a naked and hogtied Johnny the Bull. "See! SEE! Duke the Dumpster Droese is a date rapist and he tried to disguise himself as Johnny the Bull and tried to H-bomb me! Well, lets see how he likes THIS!" JBL pulls out a hotel remote control and....

- Booker T stands like a statue in the ring. Paul London runs around the ring, bouncing off the ropes, jumps up and sticks his knees around Booker T ears and Powerbombs himself. London gets up and takes Booker T's hand and balls it up into a fist. He then extends Booker T's arm before hitting the ropes and smashing nose first into Booker T's fist. Paul, bleeding profusely, climbs onto Booker T's shoulders and dives into the second row- landing shoulder first onto the fixed chairs, getting more hardway color from his quickly sweeling upper lip. London runs into the ring and opens up Booker T's fist and raises it up to his face, as if Booker T was staring into his own hand. London when dives over the turnbuckle face first into the Spanish Announcers table. After the countout, London comes back into the ring and lays Booker T down on the ground while bending Booker's arms and legs and then spins him around. We go to a commercial for those burning Trojan condoms.

-John Cena comes out and talks about his idea to have the winner of the CFL Grey Cup have an automatic bid to play the last team to get a wildcard spot in the NFL playoffs- thus having a play-in like #64 and #65 in the NCAA tournament. "Think of the interest you could muster for the CFL teams while not having to actually bankroll them or tamper with their salary cap system. Think of the ratings if the CFL team actually won a couple of games. Think of how it would galvanize BOTH leagues in the Canadian markets at the very least" A puzzled crowd eagerly awaits a moment to shout a cussword at the end of a couplet- a moment that never comes.

- John Heidenreich professes his love to Cole no longer through acts of violence but through words of his tender poetry.

"Oh my honey-haired boy- whisper soft yet manly,
firm to the touch yet yielding to my aching soul.
Oh to clasp your tiny buttocks,
to stroke the fine hair on the small of your back,
to kiss your unwrinkled forehead,
to delight in holding your moist hand in mine.
OH THRILL TO YOUR TOUCH, MY FAIR-HAIRED ANNOUNCER BOY!
TOUCH MY MUSCULAR BUTTOCKS WITH YOUR DAINTY HAND!"

- Hardcore Holly comes out to a big pop and he grabs the mic. "JBL! You may have the Lariat From Hell and you be the toughest s-- of a b---ch in the WWE, BUT I'm HARDCORE HOLLY! I've had my neck broken and I came back. I've had my leg broken and I came b-- gaaaak!" A lasso flies out of the crowd behind Holly and circles Holly's throat, jerking him off his feet. JBL storms the ring with the lasso in his hand and rips off Hardcore Holly trunks and postproduction does a great job of pixelating Holly's genitalia. "DROESE! YOU CAIN'T HIDE FROM ME, YOU H-BOMBING MOTHERFUCKER!" JBL keeps kicking Holly in the temple and hog-tying him. He then reaches into his hat and pulls out Killer Karl Kox' glass eye and inserts it into Hardcore Holly's quivering, gelatinous....

- Nunzio and Spike Dudley start wrestling. They realize that Dean Rasmussen is bored with them trying to mat wrestle so they take turns Spinning Pedigreeing each other into barbed-wire boards. Dudley Tigerdrives Nunzio off the apron into broken glass. Dean Rasmussen is less bored but then notices that it still pales in comparison to Yamakawa versus Tomiaki Honma from 2000. Dean Rasmussen can be a real dick.


WHAT DIDN'T WORK-

- RVD and Eddy fight over using the same finisher. RVD agrees to no longer use the Frogsplash if Eddy can score him something better than the Tampico ditchweed he's been ending up with since Phish stopped touring.

- Dudleys and Rico and Haas wrestle and you know none of the four will actually marry each so my hatred for the pussing out on the Billy and Chuck wedding is STILL seething in my soul. Fucking death of kayfabe.

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DEAN RASMUSSEN DOES AN ACTUAL REVIEW OF THE FIRST HOUR OF SMACKDOWN

I had the pepper and ginger pork from House Of Chan so I am full of MSG and a burning feeling that will translate well to my terlit time in the morning. I am gonna let the Mackesson Triple Stout chill for a day and it will allow me to think more about and appreciate the crushing hit on Rod Gardner that caused the Redskins to lose so miserably. Ah, I'm with you until the debate, dear reader.....

WHAT WORKED-

- Heidenreich as depressed Cure fan is sooo great. We cut to the beloved MicroTouch as it decides that it can groom from head to toe and anywhere in-between. You know that means! Pubes in the shape of the Van Halen symbol! YEAH MAMA! EVERYBODY WANTS SOME! I WANT SOME TOO! I'm on FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! We come back and Heidenreich wants respect and will earn with a poem. His rhymes are so much better than Cena's. His poem is so stolen from a 1985 Youth Brigade song. Jillion billion stars.

- Booker T has lots of pyro. Paul London is fired up and it rules. London sells a bunch early. Kidman shows up and London misses a Firebird Splash and it's not actually a match but an angle pretending to be a match. Kidman should have beat him with the chair more.

- Did y'all get the George Strait Greatest Hits commercial? I do like "All my Exes Live In Texas". Sure. Everything else eludes me.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK-

- Jindrak walks into the ring with a bag of Red Bud! Oh, it's hair. If Angle had them made into socks and swore never to take them off and declared their PPV match a Kiss My Foot Match- it would have sucked just as much, I suppose. But I would respect the effort. I guess. Teddy Long comes out and doesn't use any lingo from the early 80s so what the fuck use is he to me? Go ahead, motherfucker. Tell me. Angle doesn't talk shit to the PEOPLE OF THE HEARTLAND enough. YOU'RE KURT ANGLE. This sucked.

- Dawn Marie isn't wearing the Vampirella outfit or the plaid and black boots THUS there will be no load blown over my Birmingham Barracuda 1994 Year In Review Annual onto my Gronda figurine. Rico slathering his dick all over the Dudleys was pretty great but come on- how hard is it to find a Batgirl outfit for Dawn Marie? I mean really.... Dawn Marie slathering her cooter all over Charlie Haas is fun. Dawn Marie throwing her shoe at that bitch Miss Jackie was choice. The PigglyWigglyUpskirt.com catfight almost saved this. Not really. To truly be a redneck catfight worth the spunk mustered they have to yell at each other for fifteen minutes and call each other "whores" and "sluts" and spit on each other before the actual fight starts. WWE is so Northern.

- Josh is excited about talking to John Cena. Cena breaks his heart by pushing him away and then does the shittiest sub-Luger promo to grace this TV screen in a while.

- The MUGAtaker vignette looked like it was directed by Sid and Marty Kroftt. I wanted Sleestaks and Electra-Woman and Dyna-girl. Instead we get JBL yelling at Josh and we all just feel sorry for poor lovelorn Josh. And Hardcore Holly. If Josh had CHaka hair and said, "Hardcore Horry! Hardcore Horry!" It would tie this all together enough for me to give a shit.

- JBL comes out and then out comes Hardcore Holly and I throw it over to young Mike Sweetser. Debates AHOY!

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

DEAN RASMUSSEN.

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MIKE SWEETSER DOES AN ACTUAL REVIEW OF THE SECOND HOUR OF SMACKDOWN.

(insert here, young Mike.)




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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.82
While it IS intresting that Luther Reigns has been stabed/shot/decapitated and whatever else could Michael Cole have picked a more random time to mention it?

That song at the end was damn creepy and reminds me of SIlent hill's theme song

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.33

    OH THRILL TO YOUR TOUCH, MY FAIR-HAIRED ANNOUNCER BOY!
    TOUCH MY MUSCULAR BUTTOCKS WITH YOUR DAINTY HAND!",


My mind reels as I recall Powdered Toast Man saving The Pope (voiced by Frank Zappa). The Pope flies on PTM's back and is danger of falling off so PTM yells, over his shoulder, "CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS!" And so he does. And so. he. does.

Damn, having a memory yanked up from the bowels of my brains hurts.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by Matt Tracker

      OH THRILL TO YOUR TOUCH, MY FAIR-HAIRED ANNOUNCER BOY!
      TOUCH MY MUSCULAR BUTTOCKS WITH YOUR DAINTY HAND!",


    My mind reels as I recall Powdered Toast Man saving The Pope (voiced by Frank Zappa). The Pope flies on PTM's back and is danger of falling off so PTM yells, over his shoulder, "CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS!" And so he does. And so. he. does.

    Damn, having a memory yanked up from the bowels of my brains hurts.


I was thinking of this more the voice of Sam Watterson- strong and forceful, yet with an edge of yearning....



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I guess Mike doesn't crosspost, so I lifted his piece of http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=20722 ...

{ EDIT: Mike hasn't been here since May?! OH! }

    Originally posted by Mike Sweetser
    Since this thing's already disjointed enough, I'll eschew what worked and what didn't work while eschewing some chips, and just go all stream-of-consciousness. And we start right at 9!

    - We start this confusing sequence already in progress. And at nine PM...J! B! L! is in the ring! And he tries his first cross bodybock in history, and YOU CAN'T CROSSBODYBLOCK HARDCORE HOLLY*! I love the amazing heat in this match for the Hardcore Holly comeback** as it gets cut right back off. The fact that JBL's Stetson stays on the ringpost the whole match, even when they set up for a superplex two inches from it nearly makes this match work...but nope, aaaain't happenin'. Sorry, John. It's not your fault you're FIGHTING FOR AMERICA against a guy in yellow tights that can hit a good dropkick and not much else. Blood helps, but it's just not good enough. We understand. Keep fighting the good fight!

    - If I see one more Veronica Mars commercial, I'm going to kick somebody in the head. Maybe you. Stop staring at me!

    - We're back, without the combination. And JBL has busted Hardcore Holly open. Is this like, supposed to make me boo him? For those of you with Holly in the fantasy pool, be happy this went two segments cuz you just kissed two points gooodbye. But hey, they kissed ten minutes of SmackDown goodbye, which gets me fifty minutes from the glorious end. UNDERTAKER~! because nobody else will give him a tilde. And he brings back the SYMBOLFIXION! Okay, this half made the worked column.

    - That's it. *KICK* Sorry. Blame UPN. And Kevin Hill is even stupider. And One on One and Half And Half and Girlfriends and Second Time Around...dear WB, you have a challenger. Be proud, or something.

    - Duh duh...duhhhh DUNNN. Man, D-Lo got tall. And thin. And whi..waitasec..never mind. THQ brings you No Mercy, which is funny, as you can't do this Spike v. Nunzio match on their latest game. Spike is now called The Boss, as I wait for 1bobwolfpac.com to post an article damning WWE for insulting the memory of (pick one) Ray Traylor, Andre the Giant, or possibly Bruce Springsteen. Tazz pimps this as the first ever meeting between the two which is really funny*** - I didn't know lobotomies were part of the WWE signing process. It'd explain Mark Jindrak, at least. Michael Cole, the stringbean, actually LAUGHS when Spike "works over" Nunzio with a headlock, probably trying to wipe away the tears of his sweet sweet loving with HEIDENREICH in Spokane. He almost redeems himself with the "you weren't a cruiserweight in first grade" quip at Tazz, and as you can tell, not much is really happening in this match. If you want to go re-read Dean's part of this report - which is actually funny - I won't mind. Just do a search for the carat and come back when you're done. See ya.

    ^

    Welcome back, if you came back. If not, how are you reading this? Probably the same way the crowd is paying attention. Buh Buh and Stamboli yelling at each other from fifteen feet away on the floor is funny in a "I have a restraining order on you but I'm still going to insult you, you eggsucking sonofabitch" kinda way. We all know what that's like, right? Ah, shaddup. Nunzio gets the flash pin, and the crowd goes mild. mm, mild. I'm going to go get some salsa.

    - We're back, and nachomania is runnin' wild. So if we merge these shows, we get a couple of black girls left raising a kid while looking for the murderer of their best friend who could become America's Top Model!


    You know, that might make for good TV. Tyra Banks with an icepick has potential.

    - Holy CRAP, Kane got bi-oh.

    - Does the Michael Vick Experience also feature you getting on the cover of Madden then turning your leg into hamburger?

    - Seeing the Tough Enough "casting hopefuls" makes me really happy they just said fuck it and brought Gene Snitsky on board. You know, they should just say the hell with it and do it like the Diva Search. Humiliate them every week, trot 'em out there in nothing, and have Coach kick one out every week. Hell, you could even have one of them get in a fight over Jeff Garcia in a bar and it wouldn't be weird.

    - It's funny seeing them obviously build toward a commercial break with RVD hitting the 5* 90 seconds in. Couldn't you just - DAMN YOU UPN AND DAMN YOUR GODDAMN HIGH-LAIR-E-OS SITCOMS GO AWAY DEAN HOW CAN YOU STAND THIS THE PAIN MY BRAIN AAAAGH - thank god a phone call that was a wrong number saves me from the break. Back to the match, hey, the heels are ahead! I can only imagine that Mark Jindrak hit a stiff punch to the mouth to knock RVD more senseless and Eddy was K-Drillered on the floor, judging by the spot on the mat. We then CHANGE THINGS UP! as Eddy cheats and draws the Luther into the ring as the ratfuck faces beat on the virtuous heel, which leads to the white meat rulebreaker comeback by Mark Jindrak! BEARHUG! BEARHUG! Eddy POWERS THROUGH THE REFEREE to break up the pin, which is fucking hilarious. This match will not fucking end.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    GREATEST KICK EVER. RVD springs to the top rope for his kick, only he goes to the SECOND ROPE. And TOTALLY FUCKING MISSES. Oh my GOD, that was great. I'm almost crying laughing, which gets me to take my glasses off to miss the match. Mark Jindrak totally should've done the Lyger sarcastic "Way to go!" clapping. When we're back, everybody's down. Reigns hits the Testrites and MARK JINDRAK GETS ME POINTS BY WINNING HAHAHA I TOLD YOU HE WAS WORTH A MILLION er never mind. Reigns and Jindrak win!

    Dean, how do you do it.

    Mike

    * may actually be able to cross bodyblock Hardcore Holly
    ** may not actually be heat
    *** September 26th of '99. I had time to look it up while they were "mat wrestling". It's this type of hardhitting research that keeps you coming back for more!


(edited by CRZ on 1.10.04 0121)


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    to stroke the fine hair on the small of your back,



That's just wrong.



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The predicted SmackDown may be the greatest thing in the history of mankind.



    Originally posted by DEAN~!
    - Booker T stands like a statue in the ring. Paul London runs around the ring, bouncing off the ropes, jumps up and sticks his knees around Booker T ears and Powerbombs himself. London gets up and takes Booker T's hand and balls it up into a fist. He then extends Booker T's arm before hitting the ropes and smashing nose first into Booker T's fist. Paul, bleeding profusely, climbs onto Booker T's shoulders and dives into the second row- landing shoulder first onto the fixed chairs, getting more hardway color from his quickly sweeling upper lip. London runs into the ring and opens up Booker T's fist and raises it up to his face, as if Booker T was staring into his own hand. London when dives over the turnbuckle face first into the Spanish Announcers table. After the countout, London comes back into the ring and lays Booker T down on the ground while bending Booker's arms and legs and then spins him around. We go to a commercial for those burning Trojan condoms.


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    Originally posted by DEAN
    A lasso flies out of the crowd behind Holly and circles Holly's throat, jerking him off his feet. JBL storms the ring with the lasso in his hand and rips off Hardcore Holly trunks and postproduction does a great job of pixelating Holly's genitalia. "DROESE! YOU CAIN'T HIDE FROM ME, YOU H-BOMBING MOTHERFUCKER!"


Oh man, effects from THE THREAD have now begun to take hold.

    Originally posted by DEAN
    Heidenreich as depressed Cure fan is sooo great.


I am totally in the corner of the big goof at this point. It's like he stole part of his gimmick from Adam Sandler in "Punch Drunk Love", part from Vernon Schillinger and part from every mopey emo-head that I went to high school with (although they all wore flannel at the time, that's what they were). But I'm digging it right now, only because watching this from week to week, I have no idea what the crazy bastard is going to do next. None.



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We're back, and nachomania is runnin' wild. So if we merge these shows, we get a couple of black girls left raising a kid while looking for the murderer of their best friend who could become America's Top Model!



Dean: I'd like to thank the NAACP for this award...

Seriously though...watch for that show next year on UPN.



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by Tony Stewart

      to stroke the fine hair on the small of your back,



    That's just wrong.


But it feels so right.

(And thanks for posting Mike's section, young CRZ. I was going to edit it in but stupid work got in the way.)



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Smackdown Thoughts:

Decent opening interview by Angle. Contrary to some people, I'm NOT getting tired of Teddy as the GM. He's not overshadowing the workers, which is what some OTHER GM's did....The Dudleyz v.s Rico/Haas match was okay. And I see they're bringing Charlie and Jackie's real-life engagement into things. Great, a Dawn Marie/Jackie feud, just what the world has been waiting for!....

Heidenreich is hilarious. But wait til' he actually has to wrestle....The pre-recorded 'Taker interview reminded me of when he'd do a promo while building a casket for a casket match....The Booker T./London match was well done, too. And the Kidman thing was less effective due to Flair doing the SAME THING Monday night....London's nose did look ugly in the exclusive from last week....

The Holly/JBL match was surprisingly decent. I don't get why theys stopped the match. Was Holly supposed to be bleeding a lot more than he was?....Nunzio/Spike was good too. Nice to see Nunzio break out all those counters and roll-ups....The tag match was not so good. Two totally botched moves, at least. That broke the streak of fine wrestling on the show.



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All I know is this, the MOMENT Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, and Luther Reigns come down to the ring and even say words like "Flaming Carrot" and "Scarlet Witch" and then Angle equates reading Marvel Comics with sucking a synthetic eyeball...

Well... I'll just have lived a perfect life then, wouldn't I?



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Jindrak, IMO, handled himself pretty well in the ME. He didn't botch anything that I saw (RVD & Reigns had some miscues, though). He's not going to be the 2nd coming of Benoit, but he should be solid, at least.



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    Originally posted by Phantom Lord
    We're back, and nachomania is runnin' wild. So if we merge these shows, we get a couple of black girls left raising a kid while looking for the murderer of their best friend who could become America's Top Model!



    Dean: I'd like to thank the NAACP for this award...

    Seriously though...watch for that show next year on UPN.


One little nitpick..

Mike wrote that bit. =D




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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by GRL
    All I know is this, the MOMENT Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, and Luther Reigns come down to the ring and even say words like "Flaming Carrot" and "Scarlet Witch" and then Angle equates reading Marvel Comics with sucking a synthetic eyeball...

    Well... I'll just have lived a perfect life then, wouldn't I?


I think it would tie into the demographic of the show- Marvel vs DC, Mainstream vs Underground, The mom from GROUNDED FOR LIFE vs the principal from THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW- these are the conflicts that mean something to us wrestling fans. Probably.



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-Angle/Long interview- So we all know the score. Being pushed of a ledge is equal to being tranquilized & having your head shaved... I still don't know how Kurt can be such a bad guy for wanting revenge or why I should sympathize with Big Show but whaaatever.

-Dudley Boys vs. Haas/Rico- Dawn Marie does guest announcing and she rules. She's like fem-Lawler, a wrestling match is going on and all she's commentating on is what's in Haas tights completely being a distraction for the entire match. I'm guessing most would mind but I didn't, it was kind of an interesting bizarro commentating in this match... I thought Dawn was pretty funny. What on earth was that move Haas was going for, he did some sort of springboard splash but Dvon was getting up & looked really messed up! Was it just Canada that blurred Rico suggestive moves on the Dudley's(which of course just makes it look worse lol).

-Heidenreich interview- Why am I marking for this guy. I was just laughing at his delivery. He reminded me of a substitute teacher back in elementary school who would yell at us to Be QUIET, we have to finish reading this poem/ story or we'll all stay in after class. Be Quiet! Pay Attentioon! This poem is important... Of course this makes it even funnier that it's just pretty much the same poem of the last 3 weeks with no real new clues or direction lol. Any hidden meaning of Heidenreich standing on top of a giant fist?

-Booker vs. London- A quick match, but not bad in-ring storytelling that the second London saw Kidman he wanted to prove what it looks like to have "No Fear" and went for his 450 Splash too soon allowing Booker to move and London smacking his already damaged nose on the canvas... For anyone questioning whom's the heel going in. Kidman made it obvious by striking London in the back with a chair.

-Holly vs. Layfield- I felt the same as Gee here, it was surprisingly good. I also didn't really understand why Layfield got DQed. I read a SD report that he shoved the ref, which must have been minor as I didn't really notice it... OJ hanging from a "symbol" with a familiar head tilt is just WRONG.

-Nunzio vs. Spike- Umm I don't remember much about this match at all. The only thing I remember is Nunzio winning and thinking, well there's a set up for a PPV match.

-Jindrak/Reigns vs. Eddie/RVD- Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns are the only heels on the screen for a main event. Tazz said it's amazing how Jindrak is main eventing overnight(yeah my thoughts exactly). I don't mind pushing new guys but expecting me to care just because of a few seconds association with a main eventers, just doesn't fly with me... RVD hits the 5star right off the bat. just so Reigns can be pulled out and go to commercial. RVD misses the springboard back-kick and starts smacking the mat to show his anger. Eddie actually looked like he had his working boots on tonight, Luther was alright. RVD was average, once again Jindrak shows nothing distinctive about him AND he gets the pin on Eddie, Urh.

-OtherStuff- Cena cuts a backstage promo, I remember him pushing Josh away. I think he said something about wanting the US title... Shows a montage of Carlito past skits, he's arriving next week... Undertaker promo on JBL was cool visuals but not much in dialogue... Holly attacks JBL, Bob Holly is the "Hardcore King" ah right... Big Show shadow says he'll keep shaving his head to remind himself of what Kurt did. Well it explains the constant smooth head I guess... The No Mercy video to close out the show was actually very good.

-Line of the Night: Tazz "Cole is underage"
-3Stars of the Night: 1)Heidenreich. 2)Eddie. 3)Dawn Marie.

The PPV tag title match wasn't even mentioned this week. No real stand out matches or even great builds (London/Kidman has been decent). Very lackluster SD with Bob Holly facing the World Champion and Mark Jindrak in the main event... The highlights of the show are the goofy antics of Heidy and Dawn Marie.

(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 2.10.04 0428)


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