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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.64
Hey Dean, Why all the Ellison hate? I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is the shit. Great report as always. I never get to see Smackdown (Damn you work!), but I don't think the show could live up to the report.



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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.34

No mention of Rey Rey? He interfered on Eddy's behalf, even tho it meant he wouldn't get his double title shot. Rey has been defending Eddy, trying to help Nidia - and what appreciation does he get for his honor and kindness?

All I ask for is a thank you, a kiss on the cheek (from Nidia, not Eddy). Heyman did give him respect, but Heyman is rarely sincere, so that doesn't mean much.





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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.97
Was I the only one thinking Brock was sounding like he was channelling Matt Foley, inspirational speaker? Sounded a bit close to me.

Either way, the Eddie v Kurt match will rock about 243 kinds of ways, and I cant wait!



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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Postmatch, Big Show matches wits with Cena. He doesn't quote movies I haven't seen this week, I don't think. CRZ will hip me, one can only hope.
I...was coding some awesomeness for the board and wasn't really paying attention. Also, I drink COORS - THE BANQUET BEER - so what the hell do *I* know about anything

    WHAT DIDn'T WORK-

    - Watching the MicroTouch commercial, it would NEVER dawn on me to ever try to shave my ear. I would just get some tweezers or pliers or grab real hard and yank the giant hair our the top of my ear. THEY HAVE CREATED AN UNREALISTIC STRAWMAN and this STRAWMAN MAKES NO SENSE! IT HAS TURNED ME ON THE MicroTouch. So fuck you, MicroTouch. Fuck you to hell.
I am certain that the day will come when there are SO MANY HAIRS sprouting from mine ears that I will no longer have the youth and desire to tweeze hairs individually. Fortunately, that day hasn't come...yet. Maybe another Coors. You know, THIS is why I look more and more like Charles Barkley each passing day...



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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.00
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Dawn Marie is sporting the tackiest redneck outfit ever. She should wear a Dale Junior XXXXL t-shirt with aqua leggings next week. Her boobies hang out a lot and overweight 37 year old virgins toast a burning, festering load over their autographed HArlan Ellison framed 8 x 10s, right into the center of their Thora Birch Stalking Shrine.


When Dawn Marie first showed up on TV tonight and started talking about Rey, I was pretty sure that Mysterio was going to do his entrance from out of her cleavage. Well, next week, maybe.

--K

(edited by Karlos the Jackal on 20.2.04 0245)
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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.82

    I am certain that the day will come when there are SO MANY HAIRS sprouting from mine ears that I will no longer have the youth and desire to tweeze hairs individually. Fortunately, that day hasn't come...yet. Maybe another Coors. You know, THIS is why I look more and more like Charles Barkley each passing day...



Christ, your going bald! You're going to look like a rotund Paul Heyman. Not Coors. Coors Light, Coors Light ... you'll look like Kid Rock and how can you not love those twins? Hell, it's a light beer that pulled Dr. Dre away from 40oz bottles. If a man like Dre can stand behind it, than ... that's gotta mean something. ($$$)

(edited by EastCoastJoe on 20.2.04 0746)
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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25
    Originally posted by CRZ
    I am certain that the day will come when there are SO MANY HAIRS sprouting from mine ears that I will no longer have the youth and desire to tweeze hairs individually. Fortunately, that day hasn't come...yet. Maybe another Coors. You know, THIS is why I look more and more like Charles Barkley each passing day...


Speaking as someone who never been able to grow their hair long, that's what I like to call the KARMIC RECEIPT :D



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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.74
    Originally posted by LotusMegami

    No mention of Rey Rey? He interfered on Eddy's behalf, even tho it meant he wouldn't get his double title shot. Rey has been defending Eddy, trying to help Nidia - and what appreciation does he get for his honor and kindness?

    All I ask for is a thank you, a kiss on the cheek (from Nidia, not Eddy). Heyman did give him respect, but Heyman is rarely sincere, so that doesn't mean much.




I'm hoping that Heyman acting sincere will give Rey a World Title shot, forcing Eddie to fight his seemingly only friend left. I've been waiting for an Eddie vs Rey singles match since the day Rey arrived but I think so far they've only wrestled tag matches in the Smackdown Six days. Give us Rey vs. Eddie one week and Rey/Eddie vs. Kurt/Chavo another week and I'll be happy.



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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by EastCoastJoe

      I am certain that the day will come when there are SO MANY HAIRS sprouting from mine ears that I will no longer have the youth and desire to tweeze hairs individually. Fortunately, that day hasn't come...yet. Maybe another Coors. You know, THIS is why I look more and more like Charles Barkley each passing day...



    Christ, your going bald! You're going to look like a rotund Paul Heyman. Not Coors. Coors Light, Coors Light ... you'll look like Kid Rock and how can you not love those twins? Hell, it's a light beer that pulled Dr. Dre away from 40oz bottles. If a man like Dre can stand behind it, than ... that's gotta mean something. ($$$)

    (edited by EastCoastJoe on 20.2.04 0746)


DR: I enjoy a Coors longneck. If it's worth making a Jerry Reed movie over, it's worth me drinking. And fuck a Coors Light. I will ALWAYS fuck with the Big Four O before I would turn to drinking a Silver Bullet.

(edited by DEAN RASMUSSEN on 20.2.04 1042)


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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    I enjoy a Coors longneck. If it's worth making a Jerry Reed movie over, it's worth me drinking.


GODDAMMIT, I just got that song out of my head and you just put it back in. But then again, the boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana. And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

Getting that song stuck in your head is a hazzard to watching that movie I think. :)



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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by Blanket Jackson
      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
      I enjoy a Coors longneck. If it's worth making a Jerry Reed movie over, it's worth me drinking.


    GODDAMMIT, I just got that song out of my head and you just put it back in. But then again, the boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana. And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

    Getting that song stuck in your head is a hazzard to watching that movie I think. :)


THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAME FROM MAH LOINS! WHEN I GET HOME AHMA SMACK YO MOMMA RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!



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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.40
    Originally posted by Quezzy
      Originally posted by LotusMegami

      No mention of Rey Rey? He interfered on Eddy's behalf, even tho it meant he wouldn't get his double title shot. Rey has been defending Eddy, trying to help Nidia - and what appreciation does he get for his honor and kindness?

      All I ask for is a thank you, a kiss on the cheek (from Nidia, not Eddy). Heyman did give him respect, but Heyman is rarely sincere, so that doesn't mean much.




    I'm hoping that Heyman acting sincere will give Rey a World Title shot, forcing Eddie to fight his seemingly only friend left. I've been waiting for an Eddie vs Rey singles match since the day Rey arrived but I think so far they've only wrestled tag matches in the Smackdown Six days. Give us Rey vs. Eddie one week and Rey/Eddie vs. Kurt/Chavo another week and I'll be happy.

I think the whole Heyman speech to Mysterio (especially the "Trust me!" at the end) was to set up Heyman taking the Title match away from Mysterio next week. He told Mysterio that he could have his title match next week as long as Rey agreed to take the rest of the night off. Well, Mysterio didn't take the rest of the night off. He not only came down to the ring during the Eddy vs. Chavo match, he actually got kicked out from ringside.

I expect Heyman to either take away the whole promised Mysterio vs. Chavo match, or at least make it a non title match.

Maybe you'll get the other match you mentioned. Heyman could make a Eddy & Mysterio vs. Angle & Chavo match.
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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21

    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAME FROM MAH LOINS! WHEN I GET HOME AHMA SMACK YO MOMMA RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!


I saw this clip on I Love the 70s last week. I had forgotten how great Jackie Gleason was in that movie. Buford T. Justice. The Man.

Edit: Fixed the quote (missing ']') -Keeper

(edited by Keeper on 20.2.04 1710)


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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
Men. TRUE men. Base their lives on Buford T Justice.

SUMBITCH!

DEAN.



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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Men. TRUE men. Base their lives on Buford T Justice.

    SUMBITCH!

    DEAN.


Especially the way he said, "Lemme git ah Doctah Peppah."


edit - But ESPECIALLY when, having to wait for a funeral procession, he said, "Wish they'da cremated the stupid stiff."

(edited by asteroidboy on 20.2.04 1611)


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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by astrobstrd
    Hey Dean, Why all the Ellison hate? I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is the shit. Great report as always. I never get to see Smackdown (Damn you work!), but I don't think the show could live up to the report.


All of these things are in my friend Mark's house. I mention them to annoy him.



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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.82
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
      Originally posted by EastCoastJoe

        I am certain that the day will come when there are SO MANY HAIRS sprouting from mine ears that I will no longer have the youth and desire to tweeze hairs individually. Fortunately, that day hasn't come...yet. Maybe another Coors. You know, THIS is why I look more and more like Charles Barkley each passing day...



      Christ, your going bald! You're going to look like a rotund Paul Heyman. Not Coors. Coors Light, Coors Light ... you'll look like Kid Rock and how can you not love those twins? Hell, it's a light beer that pulled Dr. Dre away from 40oz bottles. If a man like Dre can stand behind it, than ... that's gotta mean something. ($$$)

      (edited by EastCoastJoe on 20.2.04 0746)


    DR: I enjoy a Coors longneck. If it's worth making a Jerry Reed movie over, it's worth me drinking. And fuck a Coors Light. I will ALWAYS fuck with the Big Four O before I would turn to drinking a Silver Bullet.

    (edited by DEAN RASMUSSEN on 20.2.04 1042)


I went on my Friday after work beer run, and in addition to my longneck Silver Bullets I stopped in front of the large Microsection and gazed upon my choices. When it comes to the finer beer in life I tend to lean on the darker side of the tracks. I really thought this one through. The Booze Reviews were a fog in my mind, but I had to choose wisely. I decided on a pint of the Samuel Smith 'Taddy Porter' brewed in where else but England. It really doesn't taste to *fancy* per say, but it's still got that wine like taste the Brits seem to really like. The beer ranks in at a 5.0%. I drank it at a slightly chilled temp and I have to say that it's not a bad first off of work before I get shitfaced beer, and at $3.45 wasn't crippling on the wallet.


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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by EastCoastJoe
    I went on my Friday after work beer run, and in addition to my longneck Silver Bullets I stopped in front of the large Microsection and gazed upon my choices. When it comes to the finer beer in life I tend to lean on the darker side of the tracks. I really thought this one through. The Booze Reviews were a fog in my mind, but I had to choose wisely. I decided on a pint of the Samuel Smith 'Taddy Porter' brewed in where else but England. It really doesn't taste to *fancy* per say, but it's still got that wine like taste the Brits seem to really like. The beer ranks in at a 5.0%. I drank it at a slightly chilled temp and I have to say that it's not a bad first off of work before I get shitfaced beer, and at $3.45 wasn't crippling on the wallet.





Hey, I love the Taddy Porter. I reviewed it way back when. Here ya go:


    The Victory Storm King Imperial Stout is motherfucking NINE POINT ONE PERCENT AL-KEE-HAWL. I thought Frank said it was 5 or 6 percent, I thought. I pour one and taste it and GEEEEEZUS FUCKIN FUCK is it fucking mansized in it's armour-coated, bone-crushing malty body. The alcohol isn't hidden underneath and you would need 36% alcohol to overpower the taste so it stands side-by-side, ready to make you a new person. A far far drunker person. I give it my highest rating.

    The Sammy Smith Tadcaster Taddy Porter was busted out immediately after the first Storm King because I figured everything was gonna wilt in the blazing glow of more than one Victory Stout. The Sammy Smith is fucking motherfucking great too for the absolute opposite reasons. It's got a pair like you wouldn't believe but it is smooth as a Negro Navarro counter back ride. It has a real pronounced malty taste that is pleasing and it brings me pleasure. Its smooth at 5% alcohool and the mellow loving loveliness makes me want to get really drunk and drive to Canada and buy coffee mugs at the Perth Ontario Salvation Army and then keep driving North until I reach the North Pole and then take a really long nap and drive back. Yeah, they should fucking outlaw both of these boozes.

    My highest rating for both.







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