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The Llakor Project - Year Two
Chapter Nine: This is Lazarus


“This is Lazarus from Kansas City. I need to speak to a Michael Blade.”

“How interesting. Michael is not here right now, but he will be back soon. But I have never heard him speak of a Lazarus, either from Kansas City or anywhere else.”

“That may be because Lazarus is my middle name.”

“I see. And your first name is?”

“’When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.’”

“Paul’s first letter to the Corinthians. I admire your erudition, if not the relevance of your quotation.”

“My apologies. I was referring to the fact that my first name was the name of my first life. My new name is the name of my middle life.”

“I see. You are a philosopher. I knew an Irish man who was a philosopher.”

“All the Irish are either philosophers or sober.”

“AH! Now that is an excellent quotation. Was that Oscar Wilde?”

“Not that I know of.”

“Who said it then?”

“Me. Just now.”

“I see. Interesting. Mr. Lazarus, you intrigue me. Few people do more than bore me. Still, I have heavy business to undertake. If you will excuse me, I will tell my nephew Michael, that a Mr. Lazarus from Kansas City is looking for him. He can call you back at the number that you are calling from?”

“For the next twenty-four hours.”

“Very well. I bid you a good day on your road to your personal Damascus, Mr. Lazarus.”

“Good day, Uncle.”

Chapter Ten: The Next Sound That You Hear

(edited by Llakor on 11.11.05 0659)

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