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Llakor Landjager Since: 2.1.02 From: Montreal, Quebec, CANADA Since last post: 1144 days Last activity: 1136 days
AIM: # 1 Posted on 7.11.04 1016.02 | Instant Rating: 6.76 Chapter Five: Interlude One What the Hell is Going On? -What the hell is going on? -Mark is interviewing the Rattler. -Since when did my interrogation room become the fucking Biography channel? -Hey! The Biography Channel is a good channel. -I could give a ratís ass how you program your TiVo Stevens. What I want to know is what the fuck OíReilly thinks heís doing? -Look, Rattler - Tessier - here came in and said that he has information about a criminal conspiracy in progress. -Sounds to me like heís telling you his life and times. -Well, he is taking his damn time getting to the point, but he is pretty entertaining. -Oh, I see, regular police work bores you does it? -Come on Captain, you know that itís C and F night. Itís the slowest god damn night of the year. -Followed by the busiest morning. -Sure, but in the meantime there isnít much that we can do but wait, so we can afford to be a little patient. Besides, it is the Rattler. -So what if heís some local celebrity? -Local? Captain, this guy headlined shows that were watched in hundreds of countries in more than thirty languages. Hell, there was a period where he was concerned the most hated man in the world. -Iím pretty sure that W took his spot there. All right, Iíll let this go for a while, but Iíll want this wrapped up way before midnight. -No problem, Captain. Look, if Mark stops making progress, I was always planning to barge in and short-circuit this thing. -Fine, and maybe you can find out one thing for me. -Sure. What? -If this is CNF night, the biggest wrestling night of the year, why the hell is a wrestler in my interrogation room rather than at the show? -Thatís actually a good fucking question. Next: Chapter Six: "Wrestling is a Disease" http://the-w.com/thread.php/id=23155 (edited by Llakor on 8.11.04 0200) "Don't Blame CANADA, Blame Yourselves!" Promote this thread!
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