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Chapter Ten: “You Promised Me a Murder”

-Damn it. You promised me a murder.

-I said that if you left the room, he would probably start talking about a murder.

-Again, I point out no murder.

-You’re still here.

-Plus, not only is he now telling the life story of another wrestling, he’s interrupted to start telling the life story about a third wrestler, plus he’s giving a lecture about Atlanta real estate. And I have to ask what the hell does any of what he’s talking about have to do with our jobs?

-Well, as I’ve already pointed out this is C and F night, our slowest night of the year. And besides, even if his story is a bunch of bullshit, I think it’s leading somewhere.

-What makes you say that?

-You know as well as I do that we get false confessions in here every day. An old guy comes in here and confesses to being a serial killer and all he is is an old, lonely old man looking for someone to listen to his life story.

-Your point?

-Well, those guys always start by confessing to the murder and then tell us their life story to explain the murder. But Tessier here, it’s like whatever he wants to talk about freaks him out so badly that he has to inch around the subject, warm up to it. My feeling is the longer it takes for him to get to the point, the worse it will be.

-Nice theory. I’m thinking that both of you two probably have paper-work waiting for you. And I know that I do. So, I am going to go tackle some and I would suggest that you two don’t let this old bastard ramble on for the rest of the night.

-Understood.

-And you’ll send someone to tell me if a murder does come up the minute I leave the room?

-Absolutely.

Next: Chapter Eleven: "Von Hess is a Jew?"
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(edited by Llakor on 14.11.04 0018)


(edited by Llakor on 14.11.04 0821)

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