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LeechOfTheNight
Head cheese








Since: 16.1.02
From: New Hampshire

Since last post: 4239 days
Last activity: 3381 days
#1 Posted on
These Hot Newz updates are hillarious! In my opinion, they have got to be the best feature on Slash. I'm enjoying the weekly signs in the columns, but the best feature has got to be the interviews, especially the one where he did his report on hazing in the WWF. I can't wait to see the booking sheet for the Royal Rumble!



"Me: Oh, I never watched WCW.

Booker: Why not?

Me: Because WCW is 4 FAGZ!

Booker: Goodbye.

Me: GOODBYE YOU FAGGOT!

(interview ends)

whgat a homosexual booker tea si!"

--Hot Newz
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Torchslasher
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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#2 Posted on
Agreed...and this week's interview with the Big Show was the best one of all. Good job Hot Newz dood!



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Bauerwurst








Since: 2.1.02

Since last post: 326 days
Last activity: 270 days
#3 Posted on
Thanx guyz! I just had a look at the Rumble booking sheet and OMG Guyz you'll never believe whos a mystery entrant!!!



ROTFLMAO!!!!
Xubtro
Medisterpoelse








Since: 17.1.02

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#4 Posted on
For a bad "Jeff K" rip off its always a great read.
LeechOfTheNight
Head cheese








Since: 16.1.02
From: New Hampshire

Since last post: 4239 days
Last activity: 3381 days
#5 Posted on
Jeff K? Never heard of him.

By the way dood, I heard that D'LO BROWN is gonna be a MYSTERY ENTRANT and he's gonna start giving out RUNNING POWERBOMBS and crippling everyone and it'll all be a shoot because he's mad at Vince for taking him off the main roster.

OMG dood! CRZ isn't updating again until Monday, after the Royal Rumble! Can you post the booking sheet here before the pee pee vee so we can get a look at it?




"Me: Oh, I never watched WCW.

Booker: Why not?

Me: Because WCW is 4 FAGZ!

Booker: Goodbye.

Me: GOODBYE YOU FAGGOT!

(interview ends)

whgat a homosexual booker tea si!"

--Hot Newz

(edited by LeechOfTheNight on 18.1.02 1615)
Xubtro
Medisterpoelse








Since: 17.1.02

Since last post: 4716 days
Last activity: 4666 days
#6 Posted on
Jeff K's a spoof character juz like Hot Newz, seems like a blatant rip off to me but it makes for a great spoof news update, hope they keep comin!

btw "Jeff K" can be found at www.somethingawful.com/jeffk
its a pretty popular spoof style, first time i've seen it done with wrestling is Hot Newz.
Nekro
Medisterpoelse








Since: 29.1.02
From: Leeds, UK

Since last post: 4709 days
Last activity: 4613 days
#7 Posted on
I know the writer of HotNewz, he's never heard of Jeff K.

In fact he's been doing HotNewz in one form or another for quite a while now, but it was only recently I persuaded him to submit them to Slash. And if he denies this, I'LL RAPE HIM GOOD. Really.
LeechOfTheNight
Head cheese








Since: 16.1.02
From: New Hampshire

Since last post: 4239 days
Last activity: 3381 days
#8 Posted on
That's cool man. Personally, I don't give a fuck whether or not this is similiar to someone else's style (see Michaelangelo vs. Dan Burgan) because he writes some of the funniest shit on the net in my opinion. Can't wait for the next edition!



"Me: Oh, I never watched WCW.

Booker: Why not?

Me: Because WCW is 4 FAGZ!

Booker: Goodbye.

Me: GOODBYE YOU FAGGOT!

(interview ends)

whgat a homosexual booker tea si!"

--Hot Newz
Waspinator69
Loukanika








Since: 6.2.02
From: Canada

Since last post: 4699 days
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#9 Posted on
If you like that "funny shit", read Weeklyvisitor! It's the opium of the masses! *endearing wink*

http://www.weeklyvisitor.com/




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Loukanika








Since: 7.2.02
From: Earth, Canada

Since last post: 1033 days
Last activity: 1015 days
#10 Posted on
Ugh. We've come this far as a page without forum shilling. Don't destroy our integrity now.



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