These Hot Newz updates are hillarious! In my opinion, they have got to be the best feature on Slash. I'm enjoying the weekly signs in the columns, but the best feature has got to be the interviews, especially the one where he did his report on hazing in the WWF. I can't wait to see the booking sheet for the Royal Rumble!
By the way dood, I heard that D'LO BROWN is gonna be a MYSTERY ENTRANT and he's gonna start giving out RUNNING POWERBOMBS and crippling everyone and it'll all be a shoot because he's mad at Vince for taking him off the main roster.
OMG dood! CRZ isn't updating again until Monday, after the Royal Rumble! Can you post the booking sheet here before the pee pee vee so we can get a look at it?
That's cool man. Personally, I don't give a fuck whether or not this is similiar to someone else's style (see Michaelangelo vs. Dan Burgan) because he writes some of the funniest shit on the net in my opinion. Can't wait for the next edition!
Chapter Nine: ”King Cage” -King Cage, King of the Cage, the Old School Hero, the King of Hardcore, the Hardcore Hero, the Hammer, Black Jesus, Luke Cage, probably the most beloved wrestler in the last twenty years.