I think most guys who have spent a Saturday night at home alone have formulated a theory like this at some point in their life. Its so true. I still remember freshman year whem me and my roommate would stay up trying to explain to the girl across the hall that all the guys she's always hanging out with only wanted to f*** her. Of course, the same applied to us, too.
Girls can be so damn dumb sometimes...
... or maybe they DO know what's up, and they're just as evil as I've always expected.
I apologize for exposing the bitter wound STILL left from my *youth*.
The truth hurts.
Animal Crossing and SD:SYM have taken all my time. When am I supposed to go to work???