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Bauerwurst
   
   
    
  
Since: 23.2.02
From: Toronto
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|  #1 Posted on 7.1.03 0038.50 | Not sure if anybody has read this before, but it's probably one of the funniest and truest things I've ever read on the internet.
The Ladder Theory
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Andouille
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From: GA in person, NJ in heart
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|  #2 Posted on 7.1.03 0129.47 | I think most guys who have spent a Saturday night at home alone have formulated a theory like this at some point in their life. Its so true. I still remember freshman year whem me and my roommate would stay up trying to explain to the girl across the hall that all the guys she's always hanging out with only wanted to f*** her. Of course, the same applied to us, too.
Girls can be so damn dumb sometimes...
... or maybe they DO know what's up, and they're just as evil as I've always expected.
I apologize for exposing the bitter wound STILL left from my *youth*.
The truth hurts.
Animal Crossing and SD:SYM have taken all my time. When am I supposed to go to work???
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Scrapple
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| #3 Posted on 7.1.03 0221.23 | The author of this piece is a wise wise man. And I have changed my signature to reflect my finding the right term for my situation :)
I am spf, and I am an Intellectual Whore
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Knackwurst
Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ
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| #4 Posted on 13.1.03 1938.59 | Girls = Time x Money
Because Time is Money, it follows that:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2
"Money is the root of all evil," i.e.
Money = squareroot(Evil) and
(Money)^2 = squareroot(Evil)^2
Therefore, it follows that:
Girls = squareroot(Evil)^2 = Evil
(^2 means squared)
-Jag
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