It's frickin' hilarious. I had to have watched this thing at least 7 times the past week. Some guys take a episode of the old X-Men cartoon and overdub their voices on it. Imagine Dave Chappelle as Rick James, as The Juggernaut.
"I'm gonna BEAT THE SHIT out of you Charles!"
A few facts about Samoa Joe:
1. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Samoa Joe punched himself in the face. 2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Samoa Joe. 3. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Samoa Joe and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Mine (16 yrs and a sophmore) doesn't wear dresses for the reason you stated, Doc - but she has shopped at Kohl's a lot. So my suggestion would be there or Old Navy. And mine's pretty hip w/o being trampy.