Christmas is a time for traditions. For some it is choosing and decorating the perfect Christmas tree; for others it is cooking the perfect Christmas feast; for still others it is celebrating the seasons by singing joyous Christmas carols; and then there are those who celebrate the season by inviting masked Mexican wrestlers into their homes to tear down the house...
Well that last tradition is not one celebrated by many, but it is a tradition of the International Wrestling Syndicate, at least if you can call it a tradition when it starts this year...
The International Wrestling Syndicate is pleased to welcome Mike Quackenbush and the roster of Chikara who will journey from the United States to make their Canadian debut during IWS Season’s Beatings, Saturday, December 18th. Chikara wrestling is a U.S. based wrestling fed which follows the traditions and rules of Mexican lucha libre wrestling.
This is a unique opportunity to see a traditional Lucha Libre six man tag team match presented here in Canada. We encourage all fans of wrestling to come to Season’s Beating’s to witness a match rarely if ever seen this far north.
The “technico” or good guy team during this six man tag will feature as captain "Lightning" Mike Quackenbush - The Master of a Thousand Holds! His partners will be Jigsaw - A Wrestling Riddle Wrapped in an Enigma! and Shane Storm - Unionized Traffic Regulator!
The “rudo” or evil team will feature UltraMantis Black - Angry Insect Evildoer! and Hallowicked - Dark Minion of the Underworld! Their third partner and the Captain of this team have not as yet been determined.
The International Wrestling Syndicate presents Season’s Beatings, December 18th at Unison Bar et Billiard, 3500 Boulevard Cote Vertu, Montreal, Québec. Doors open at 7:00 PM, IWS Bloodstream begins at 7:30 PM, show starts at 8:00 PM. Tickets are fifteen dollars. For information about the show e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: www.syndicatewrestling.com For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail email@example.com or order from www.xrv.com/its or from Smart Mark Video: www.smartmarkvideo.com
(To reach Unison on foot, go to metro Cote Vertu and take either the 121 or 177 bus and get off on the corner of Cote Vertu and Beaulac. For those coming to Montreal from outside of town, take Autoroute 13, turn off on the 40 service road to Cote Vertu and take Cote Vertu to Beaulac.)
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