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The W - Banished - The Greatest Gimmick ever, starring Dean Malenko
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Since: 15.12.03
From: Cincinnati

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Ok. You'll have to forgive me here, because lots of you will think I am on some sort of heavy drugs, or at least Airplane glue.

Ok. Dean Malenko announces he is making a comeback. Cut to Vince/Steph, who are saying that he needs a gimmick, and they have one they are going to brush off for him, and then they say.. Your gimmick is.... Dean Malenko.. Malenko looks really confused.. Asks them to explain... "Dean Malenko".. Still confused. THey then explain, we gave this gimmick to your goofy buddy Shane and he flubbed it up, but we really think it could work. Dean, starts to figure it out, as Steph hands him a graduation robe and hat. Dean looks at them like they are insane and they say something like "Look, times are tight, and this way we aren't changing your name so we don't have to spend money on new graphics"... Dean storms out... Refuses to do the gimmick, but Steph and Vince threaten to fire him. YOu have lots of the goofy vignettes like Douglas did with the chalkboard and stuff, but Dean breaking character and saying things like "This is so dumb.. Why is this a good idea". So he becomes "Dean" Malenko. Ok. Well, they give him a match against Eddie for the world title, after a significant build of dean. If Dean Wins, no gimmick, if he loses, he has to do whatever gimmick the Mcmahons want. Well... he loses..

Cue to mcmahons office. Vince and steph say "You know, we like this "Dean" Malenko gimmick... Well.. We like the dean part.. But not the Malenko part." They hand him a bag with another outfit in it. Dean opens it up, looks disgusted, but Vince reminds him he has to do it or he's fired.. Vince also says "Don't forget the graduation Cap, you are still a Dean".. Malenko "Deans don't wear those" Vince "Whatever"..

Cue Malenko entering for a match, and now, instead of "Dean" Malenko. We now have "Dean Doink" Dean Malenko, in the doink outfit, with a graduation cap on. Ok. Now. Dean enters with the caliope music playing.. But he has to look dour and emotionless. When he gets to the ring, it's someone like Billy Kidman who can't stop laughing at him. So, Dean destroys him. Just murderous wrestling robot, in the doink outfit. Just be normal Dean. No emotion, just pick a body part and work it savagely until the match is over. Just have Dean hating the gimmick so much, and looking embarassed and angry the entire time, but just murdering everyone in his path. Have the announcers laugh about it. Then, have Vince notice how well he is doing, and offer him another match, with someone of some sort of star power, and if he wins, he can lose the gimmick.. Dean wins, but keeps the doink gimmick and turns heel with it.

This gimmick is just a way to print money. Dean Malenko could be bigger than Jerry Lynn in GCW.
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Since: 7.2.04
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.28
Okay, I would pay to see that. Not much, but I would pay something to see Dean "The Dean" Malenko.

I love the idea of a woker forced to do a gimmick he hates and his hatred for it actually makes him an unstoppable machine of rage. Sweet.

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Since: 3.1.02
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I like the surrealness of the gimmick, but Dean Malenko is long since retired. Now...they just need to find some up & coming guy, give him the Stupid Gimmick gimmick, and see how it goes.

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I promote Scott AND Justin and I'm STILL moving threads like this into Banished. Something's wrong here.


Since: 6.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.88
Let Lance do it! It's not like he's doing anything else.

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