I have no problem whatsover with the return of Gangrel and Viscera. Both of them honestly look to be in better shape than their last WWE runs - not a huge statement in Vis's case, but whatever. I hope they decide to keep them around - they could only help the floundering tag team division. (Besides, they're at least as good of a choice to be tag champs as our current champs, The Annoying Stereotypes.)
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard I have no problem whatsover with the return of Gangrel and Viscera. ... (Besides, they're at least as good of a choice to be tag champs as our current champs, The Annoying Stereotypes.)
Here's to the worst era of tag teams in the history of the sport!
-Cena vs. Booker- Torrie comes out and does introductions, if she has nothing better to do then this and she's the top girl on SD. That can't be a good sign... They should have found two guys with better chemistry to do a best of 5. Geemoney touched upon it, all there matches look the same. It's not building to any climax*(more on that word later)
-Kidman/London interview- Cole says Kidman & London are long time friends(Okay, I'll take your word for it Coley)... But the storyline is somewhat intriguing. Kidman can't control his own strength lol
-RVD/Mysterio vs. Dudley Boys- Are the Dudley's just humoring Spike or are they legit scared. They got to be humoring but don't know how many kicks on the groin can make you continue. But do you turn Dudley's face and keep Spike heel?
-JBL/Undertaker interview- Backstage there was the most obvious product placement EVER as Orlando is just drinking his cup of beverage from Subway. Wait a second, did the limo do a pit stop at a Subway shop?... Undertaker graces us with his presence. JBL sends OJ to the back (Hey OJ, gimmie a Ham and Turkey). He comes back with Gangrel and Viscera (that's not what I had in mind!). Attack the Undertaker and Cole mentions the Ministry of Darkness of all things. Undertaker does what Undertaker does back and starts beating up on Gangrel, Viscera and Jordan but Layfield came in and knocked out Taker with the Clothesline from Wallstreet.
-Dupree/Suzaki vs. FBI- Ooooh MY! The Dupree/Suzaki remix music is AWESOME, no joke, I love it. Cole gets kidnapped, why am I chuckling at the site of Cole being carried out by a huge jacked up guy in little red tights. Tazz eventually decides to go find Cole and strolls out into the crowd... This is good because no one is going to talk over Dupree & Suzaki remix if they win, Please win. They DO! It sounds as awesome the second time! Dupree really needs start enticing Hiroko with the power of his wang! The match had this houseshow feel to it without to commentators.
-Haas vs. Spike- Tazz says the Dudleyz got a Jackie sandwich (Subway, eat fresh). DQ run in finish but Rico returns and he brought the Subway sandwiches for everyone. YES!!
-BigShow/Angle/Eddie interview- What? No one made a joke that Big Show needed a chair because he was blown up to his way to the ring... I thought he was going to sign both and make it a triple thread, fans seem to think it too.
-OtherStuff- You damn right I have to comment on Heidenreich, his segment with Cole was one of the strangest things I've seen. I'm watching and thinking, "Am I projecting this correctly? Am I observing what I think I'm watching". I just started laughing, but not in a HAHA that's funny laugh, but more of a Joe Schmo "waaat is going on!" laugh. You top it off with a Poem and asking to be thanked. Bizarre!.. Why is BigShow intensely lacing up his boots for a contract signing?... Gotta give Luther Reigns credit he cut a real good "We are like you" promo backstage on Big Show. I was impressed how well he spoke... Carlito Caribbean Cool(thank gawd they didn't think it would be kool to write his names with K's) thinks it's cool to play in traffic. Reminds me the other day I went for a walk and saw a squirrel who must have thought it was cool to play in the streets too.
-Line of the Night: Tazz "the Dudleyz got a Jackie sandwich" -Sign of the Night: "I need a girlfriend" -3Stars of the Night: 1)Heidenreich. 2)Reigns. 3)Cole.
Oh the Heidenreich and Cole stuff was awful, but it was so freakin absurd you have to remember it. Really there wasn't one match that I can even remember. I thought Raw was a little strange, SD took the cake(hopefully without Orton or HHH lol)... Gangrel and Viscera, Cole and Heidy. They are making SD so bizarre that JBL being champion is starting to be considered as normal.
smark/net attack wienerville advisory is raised to ORANGE alert - High (Benoit lost the title to some punk kid named Orton, lets look at the positive at least it's a heel not named HHH who has the title, which allows two fresh faces battling for the World title.. whaat? excuse me? what happened on Raw! well scratch that... Over to Smackdown we wave at Justin Bradshaws title reign, I think I'm getting sea sick)- 8/22
I meant "Cheex", the big fat guy that was there for one match at the beginning of the promotion. CRZ kept putting pictures of people up that said "Not Cheex" on top of Slashwrestling. It was an attempt at humor.