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Since: 17.6.02
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Hello fans! I apologise for not posting a report last week, but the reason was that I was setting up my BRAND SPANKIN' NEW Gateway PC! That's right, folks, from now on, the SmackDown! Report is being written by shiny new hardware! And with that said...

It's time for The Great Thomas SmackDown! Report!

LAST WEEK: Eddie lies to Kurt, and as a result, his lowrider got a new paint job.

Eddie Guerrero: Eddie's still upset over his ride being ruined. He calls out Kurt. But Luther Reigns comes out and tells Eddie that he's seen a lot of fights in his life. Kurt appears on the Titantron and tells Eddie that he's waiting in the parking lot, so Eddie runs to the back. Eddie chases Kurt around a certain car, which Kurt says is his. So Eddie dumps garbage all over it, then smashes the windows. Luther attacks Eddie, then he and Kurt flee in a getaway truck. Eddie continues to smash the car until Theodore Long shows up and tells Eddie that the car belongs to him! Whoops! Theodore has security escort him from the arena, then he cries over his car.

RVD vs. Suzuki: Last week, Kenzo Suzuki jumped RVD. Kenzo's insulted that RVD would drive a Japanese car when he could drive a superior AMERICAN car! RVD jump-kicks Suzuki right off his throne, then beats up his servants. Now that was uncalled for. ABDOMINAL STRETCH by Suzuki! JUMP-KICK by RVD! BODYSLAM! SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT! RVD goes up top, but jumps to the outside to land on René Duprée. Kenzo tries to go for the STO, but RVD reverses it into a rollup for the win! Afterwards, Duprée and Suzuki do a beatdown on RVD. DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER! Duprée bows to Suzuki.

Parking Lot: Theodore continues to cry over his car. "This is a Lincoln Town car! They don't make 'em like this anymore!" At that moment, JBL drives in and complains that Theodore hasn't been returning his calls over how he plans to deal with the Undertaker. Mr. Long responds by telling JBL he'll have to defend his title tonight! But, since JBL is still in a neckbrace, Orlando Jordan will have to defend the Title for JBL. And Orlando's opponent will be the Undertaker!

Chavo vs. Kidman: HEADSCISSORS by Kidman! Chavo throws Kidman shoulderfirst into the ringpost. ARMLOCK by Chavo! Kidman reverses with an armdrag. BACK BODY DROP! Chavo continues to work on the arm. DROPKICK by Kidman! Jamie Noble foils Kidman's SHOOTING STAR PRESS, so London attacks Noble. Chavo pulls on London's hair, and gets kicked in the face for his troubles. This allows Kidman to hit the SHOOTING STAR PRESS for the win!

Carlito Caribbean Cool: He tells us that everyone should strive to be cool. But some people don't want to be cool. So he spits in the face of a fruit vendor because he didn't want to be cool. "When I come to the WWE, you better be cool. Like me."

Parking Lot: Mr. Long's car is now being towed away. Kurt and Luther return to the scene of the crime. Mr. Long pits Kurt against Eddie in a "2 Out of 3 Falls" match next week. But Kurt will have to wrestle Rey Mysterio tonight. Then he makes Luther clean up the mess in the parking lot.

Cena vs. Booker T: Best of Five Series, Round 2: GIANT HIPTOSS by Cena! ARMLOCK! Cena makes strained faces. And he accuses Kenzo Suzuki of being constipated! Booker kicks Cena in the face. HIGH KNEE by Booker! Booker goes up top... MISSLE DROPKICK! SPIN KICK! NINJA CHOKEOUT! But Cena powers out. Another kick by Booker! Ha ha, some guy in the front row is yawning! SPINEBUSTER by Booker! CLOTHESLINE by Cena! BULLDOG! FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Cena pumps up... but Booker escapes the F-U! Booker rolls up Cena, and gets his feet on the ropes for the win! Cena and Booker are now tied, 1-to-1!

Josh Matthews: He's in the ring with Paul Heyman. Heyman tells Josh that he has nothing to fear, now that he has hired Heidenreich! And here he comes! Heyman says that with Heidenreich by his side, he no longer needs to fear anyone. Josh asks if Heidenreich lives up to the hype. Heidenreich feels insulted at being considered "hype", so he decides to brutalize Josh. GUT PUNCH! SHOULDERBREAKER! STUNGUN! KATAHAJIME! Josh's dead! Heyman grabs the mic. "That's not hype, that's Heidenreich!"

Big Show: HURRAH! He's coming back to save wrestling!

Angle vs. Mysterio: Mysterio throws a T-Shirt to his good friend Jorge Paez, who's in the crowd. Front headlock by Angle. Shoulder knockdown by Rey. BACKDROP by Angle! HEADSCISSORS by Rey throws Angle out of the ring! Let's go to commercial break!

Angle vs. Mysterio (cont.): Angle has Mysterio in a CAMEL CLUTCH. During the break, Angle nailed Mysterio with a GIANT GERMAN SUPLEX! Now, Angle hits a BELLY-TO-BELLY! BEARHUG! Mysterio fights out of it, but Angle hits an INCREDIBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! Mysterio escapes the ANGLE SLAM, and hits the SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT! HEADSCISSORS! Angle dodges the 6-1-9, but gets hit with another one! Angle reverses the WEST COAST POP into a POWERBOMB! ANGLE SLAM is reversed into a REVERSE DDT! Mysterio goes up top... but Angle reverses the WEST COAST POP into a rollup for the win!

SmackDown! Throw Back: Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a title belt, then beats up Triple H.

RAW Rebound: Randy Orton spits in Triple H's face. Also, the greatest wedding in pro-wrestling history.

Backstage: JBL meets Orlando Jordan in the locker room. JBL tries to give Jordan a pep talk. Orlando says he might feel better if he carried the WWE title to the ring. JBL says okay. JBL: "I'm right behind you! ...I am so screwed..."

Jordan vs. Undertaker: Squash match. Taker hits the TOMBSTONE, but JBL pulls the ref out of the ring. The ref rings the bell! Taker's the winner by DQ, but he doesn't get the Title. Afterwards, Taker rips off JBL's backbrace, and CHOKESLAMS him! JBL's dead! And... we're out.

That's all for this week. Until then, Good Night, take care of yourselves, and now I'm off to try out that brand new scanner I got as well!



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I for one thought tonight's episode was top notch from top to bottom. I think every segment was building towards something in the future. Angle and Rey just have chemistry in the ring and I would love to see them get a PPV match again sometime. I am looking forward to the 2 out of 3 falls match next week more then I was the iron man match a few weeks ago. And even though JBL cant bring it in the ring I think it would be hard to deny he isn't the funniest man in wrestling now if not the best on the mic period.
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Since: 25.4.03
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.70

Was I the only one that thinks Carlito may have a Razor Ramon-esque gimmick?

Not a bad show at all. Even the Heidenreich thing came across better that I thought. Of course having Heyman is the main reason.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
--Opening segment was OK, but I'm not feeling the "hijinks-y" nature of the Eddie/Angle feud.

--RVD/Suzuki was blah.

--Chavo/Kidman was pretty good, with some great selling by Kidman. If they stick to form, we should get a Knoble/London match-up next week ( ::drools:: ). Ouch, as Chavo takes a knee to the head on the SSP. If you were paying attention, you could catch a quick glimpse of the ref & Knoble throwing up the "X" sign.

--Carlito Cool - Razor Roman was the 1st thing that popped into my head.

--Book/Cena was admittedly sloppy in spots, but overall I enjoyed it. Interesting that they're doing match 3 in Australia, leaving them to stretch out the final 2 matches pretty far.

--Heidenreich - no thank you. At least he didn't legit hurt Josh.

--Angle/Rey was very good. Definitely match of the night. Nice to see Kurt is finally heeding the advice to be more careful in the ring.

--Orlando/Taker was pretty slow & plodding. Definitely not feeling this match.

Overall, a pretty good show.



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EEEKKK!!! GOOD GRIEF!!!! Man watch the ending of the Kidman/Chavo match. They weren't kidding when they said Chavo got knocked out.

He looked like he DIED in the ring. He went totally stiff as a board. Man there has been weird stuff, like the Sid leg break and Lesnar SSP, in wrestling but that one was enough to send about 10 chills up my spine as I watched it the first time and the slow motion replay.



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.34
JBL and Orlando Jordan have now become the most entertaining tandem in WWE.

JBL: We drove all the way here to...
OJ: Fresno.
JBL: (disgusted) Fresno?
OJ: Yeah, I know.

or...

JBL: I mean, how many main-events have you been in?
OJ: Well, none, really.

BRILLIANT! VIVA JBL~!

Billy REALLY needs to stop doing the SSP, or give it to London, or SOMETHING, before we end up with another Alan Funk incident.

Liked the CCC vignette. Reminded me of the mid-90s WWF, in a fun sort of way.

I wouldn't call the RVD/Suzuki match GOOD, but it was better than I was expecting. On the other hand, the Cena/Booker series has been dissapointing so far. I like the idea of doing match 3 on the Australian house show, though.

I'm loving Teddy Long in his GM role. His reaction to his 1989 Lincoln Town Car getting destroyed was great.

Angle/Mysterio was definitley match of the nigh. Great job!

My god, ever since returning, Undertaker has bored me to tears. I just have ZERO interest in him.



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Since: 4.9.02
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.33
Kidman started injuring other wrestlers a lot with the shooting star press in 1999, so he just stopped doing it for a while. In the spot, Chavo was too close to the corner, which didn't help matters.

Pretty decent show tonight for a change. The main problem with Smackdown! right now is that JBL is the WWE champion, and his challenger is the Undertaker. In case anyone didn't notice, they had a joke of a terrible match at Summerslam, and its clear neither man should be competing for that title. Undertaker is obviously bored and his heart isn't into his current gimmick, and JBL is pathetic in the ring.

Hopefully this Heidenrich shit won't last long, just like Nathan Jones. Its not even HYPE, its bad buzz dude.

Decent match with Booker T and Cena, a little better than their Summerslam match. Still, this series is still pretty weak because these guys are just not great enough wrestlers or performers for a multiple match series. If WWE wanted to experiment with that type of thing, they should've picked 2 better guys than Cena and Booker T.

Angle and Mysterio had a great match as they always do. People say that Kurt Angle has toned down his style, but I'm not sure. I mean he took a lot of moves to the neck/head and it doesn't really look like Angle has slowed down at all. Great fucking match. I'd like to see Mysterio pick up a win over Angle one of these days though. And next week, EDDY VS. ANGLE, BEST 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS! Unfortunately that match is NOT for the WWE title.

Poor RVD, he's stuck in the midcard fighting such medicore wrestlers like Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki. Hopefully sooner than later, RVD can get a US title run on Smackdown! and compete for the WWE title again. Hey, say what you want about RVD, but I'd much rather see him wrestler for the title than slugs like JBL and Undertaker.

(edited by The Vile1 on 26.8.04 1956)



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Since: 25.4.03
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.70

Anyone know how old Heidenreich is? When the camera gets close up on him, he looks like he's in his 40s and is on the verge of getting "Ric Flair flab" in his body.



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You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"It actually got to a point where it became difficult for me to NOT think about Wang, for my thoughts were filled with visions of Wang." (CRZ)


    Originally posted by Mayhem

    Anyone know how old Heidenreich is? When the camera gets close up on him, he looks like he's in his 40s and is on the verge of getting "Ric Flair flab" in his body.


IMDB (us.imdb.com) sez he just turned 32 two months ago.



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.09
We have this guy at work who drives a Ford Aspire. It's teal and has a pink wavy stripe on it with the word (in pink) "RALLE" on the side. He gets crap about it every day of his life. But he says "Look at the great gas mileage it gets!" He just loves that stupid little thing, and nobody knows why. That made Teddy's segments all the better for me.

Luther has some AWESOME facial expressions. When he dropped his jaw after hearing that was Teddy's car...WOW.

Orlando and JBL were just awesome. Funny, funny stuff.

Say it with me...HEI-DEN-WRECK. Good thing Josh is part Gumby.

So. Kenzo suddenly speaks English?
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    Originally posted by Mr Heel II
    We have this guy at work who drives a Ford Aspire. It's teal and has a pink wavy stripe on it with the word (in pink) "RALLE" on the side. He gets crap about it every day of his life. But he says "Look at the great gas mileage it gets!" He just loves that stupid little thing, and nobody knows why. That made Teddy's segments all the better for me.

    Luther has some AWESOME facial expressions. When he dropped his jaw after hearing that was Teddy's car...WOW.

    Orlando and JBL were just awesome. Funny, funny stuff.

    Say it with me...HEI-DEN-WRECK. Good thing Josh is part Gumby.

    So. Kenzo suddenly speaks English?


"I RUV America!"

Not very well apparently. I wouldn't exactly call what Kenzo was speaking English.




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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
Believe it or not, I'm actually enjoying Heidenreich. Not because he's actually good, but because I find his personality to be inherantly hillarious. He's got this Pokemon vibe going, where the only thing he can say is his own name.

Paul Heyman: Heidenreich, I chose you!
Heidenreich: Heidenreich! Heidenreich!! HEIDENREICH!!!
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.54
    Originally posted by Mr Heel II
    Luther has some AWESOME facial expressions. When he dropped his jaw after hearing that was Teddy's car...WOW.


I didn't like this part because I noticed he dropped his jaw WAY before Kurt did. He didn't know yet that it was Teddy's car when he dropped his jaw. They weren't in synch and it bothered me for some reason.

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Although my friends and I were watching and we all felt Eddy was posessed by the spirit of Walter Sobchak in that segment, which I'm surprised no one else has mentioned. Eddy really should have taken it over the top by yelling YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? while he was busting up the Lincoln.

But JEEZ, Teddy, quit yer whinin...I had a 500 pound live oak branch fall off a tree and use my windshield as a landing pad. And all I did was mutter a few curse words and then call the insurance company. But I guess that doesn't make good for television.

What is it with guys Paul Heyman manages in the WWE that are enthralled with the sound of their own name, by the way? :)



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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.04
    Originally posted by Tenken347
    Believe it or not, I'm actually enjoying Heidenreich. Not because he's actually good, but because I find his personality to be inherantly hillarious. He's got this Pokemon vibe going, where the only thing he can say is his own name.

    Paul Heyman: Heidenreich, I chose you!
    Heidenreich: Heidenreich! Heidenreich!! HEIDENREICH!!!


I liked the little exchange Cole and Tazz had after Heyman/Heidenreich left the ring ...

Tazz: I guess [Josh] won't be available for Saturday nights anymore ...
Cole: Why?
Tazz: 'Cause he's one of the hosts of Velocity!
Cole: ... Oh.

I just found it funny that not even Michael Cole knows that WWE has a Saturday night wrestling show ...





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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.31
I just found it funny that not even Michael Cole knows that WWE has a Saturday night wrestling show ...

That's the least of what Michael Cole doesn't know. How about when they were calling the US Title Best Of and Booker busts out the Missile Dropkick to which Cole says: "You rarely see Booker do that."

I swear, the only commentator that's dumber than Cole is that NASCAR guy on TNA Impact, Jeff Hammond. At least, Hammond doesn't try to hide the fact that he doesn't know so much.
Cole is so fortunate to have Tazz beside him.

(edited by Kawshen on 27.8.04 1114)



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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00

    I just found it funny that not even Michael Cole knows that WWE has a Saturday night wrestling show ...


He's going to be even more surprised when they trick him into replacing Josh for the week.

(I think that was a "Josh has no life" joke gone bad, tho'.)



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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.66
That SSP was nasty... Kidman probably couldn't perform a good one even if his life depended on it. He should leave the aerial moves to London.

There's some footage of when Chavo gets SSP'ed and after the match when EMTs take him out of the ring. Good crowd, they were clapping, cheering and some were chanting "Chavo" when he was rolled out on a stretcher.



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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.85
SmackDown! Throw Back: Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a title belt, then beats up Triple H.

A moment my friends and I still mock, for a.) Ahnuld`s ass-kissing of VKM ("Vince, you ah a geeeenius! You have built dis empiyah!") and b.) the incessant shilling of End of Days.



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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.70

I just watched that footage ... some pretty scary stuff ... I noticed last night (and again tonight) that it looked as if Billy Kidman started to go check on him and then his look of concern heading up the ramp.

I feel for Eddie, having to watch all this unfold from backstage ...

After watching again tonight, the first thing I thought of was the Bret Hart and Chris Nowinski situations ... man, I hope Chavo gets back soon.




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