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Since: 10.1.02
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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.00
    Originally posted by Karlos the Jackal
    I do think Jones could use a new outfit. The design on his super-tight trunks is uncomfortably g-stringesque. Big faded jeans might work -- to go with his rough-and-ready persona, his prison background, and to hide his kinda lanky legs.

    --K


IMHO, I think it's time to take Nailz's old orange jumpsuit out of mothballs for Nate. Because I don't live in the past, doesn't mean I can't tip my cap to it now and then...
And speaking of revisiting old gimmicks, I'm glad that Doug Basham pulled OVW-era "Machine" leather mask out for the show tonight.
I spent too much time last night ruminating who or what Chavito's "real friends" are. Would it mean a reformed LWO?
Hey, I can dream...



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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.76
    Originally posted by Hogan's My Dad
    It's hilarious when this joke is made nine times a week, it really is. Lord knows she doesn't live up to the standard of femininity that is whatever apparently everyone here on this board can attain in a partner, but I'm growing so utterly weary of the "Sable is old" jokes. Not to single you out, but someone seems to have to say it every week.

    All things considered, she looks pretty good. I don't know anyone of the non-bitter, non-fanboy persuasion that wouldn't still plug her.

    I've seen wrestling fans. Few can do any better.


Wow, speaking of bitter.

Sable ain't "old". However, she is aging, and is rapidly developing that "slipping past their prime stripper" look, where the plastic surgery, fake-baking, and botox starts to make their skin look like the vinyl seats in a 1979 gas-guzzler.

Just because she looks pretty good to you doesn't mean she does to everyone. To me? She looks like a burnt-out ex-dancer who's trying just a little too hard to look like girls ten or more years younger than her, instead of accepting her age. (See Runnells, Terri.) It smacks of desparation, and that's just not particularly attractive to me.

Then again, I wouldn't "plug" the majority of the WWE Divas. I don't like fake christmas trees or bowls of plastic fruit, so why would I share fluids with a fake plastic woman?



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Since: 23.9.03
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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.00
She looked better last night than she has in a while, I thought.. It takes an outfit like that to draw your attention away from her face enough to ignore it. She still has a great body... Though I never thought the world of her even in her prime.
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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.97
Yeah.....Sable is old looking and Stephanie is fat.

And people wonder in amazement why so many women today are bulemic and shooting Botox into their face.



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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.89
    Originally posted by Nate The Snake
      Originally posted by Hogan's My Dad
      It's hilarious when this joke is made nine times a week, it really is. Lord knows she doesn't live up to the standard of femininity that is whatever apparently everyone here on this board can attain in a partner, but I'm growing so utterly weary of the "Sable is old" jokes. Not to single you out, but someone seems to have to say it every week.

      All things considered, she looks pretty good. I don't know anyone of the non-bitter, non-fanboy persuasion that wouldn't still plug her.

      I've seen wrestling fans. Few can do any better.


    Wow, speaking of bitter.

    Sable ain't "old". However, she is aging, and is rapidly developing that "slipping past their prime stripper" look, where the plastic surgery, fake-baking, and botox starts to make their skin look like the vinyl seats in a 1979 gas-guzzler.

    Just because she looks pretty good to you doesn't mean she does to everyone. To me? She looks like a burnt-out ex-dancer who's trying just a little too hard to look like girls ten or more years younger than her, instead of accepting her age. (See Runnells, Terri.) It smacks of desparation, and that's just not particularly attractive to me.

    Then again, I wouldn't "plug" the majority of the WWE Divas. I don't like fake christmas trees or bowls of plastic fruit, so why would I share fluids with a fake plastic woman?


Okay there Tarzan, no one's imposing on your right to that opinion, but my commentary is directed at the sentiment coming from people who feel this venomous need to attack her weekly to support their opinion. I am not saying anyone has to find her attractive, but you don't need to insult her constantly.

FYI, I like all kinds of women. Short, tall, thin, not-so-thin, natural, and fake. Pobody's nerfect.









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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.61
-Vince/Sable/Cena stuff- Vince limps to the ring, stepping up the stairs by putting all his weight on his BAD leg as they focus on his foot! He should have had the McMahon motorized wheelchair from the late 90s. I gotta kick out of that with McMahon written on the back like it's custom made. Oh well enough retro talk ah he's gawking at Sable & talking about how she massaged him. Cena comes out & disses Vince while playing to the crowd. It was somewhat interesting seeing Sable trying not to pull a Jackie & spill out. Atleast Gayda took a pretty impressive bump to spill out, Sable was just walking around & seemed worried... Not going to bring up feeling on Sable, but seeing the it is brought up. I'm a big fan of the majority of women in the WWE. Sable does nothing for me, don't think she's pretty or sexy. She's top 3 in my most unappealing women in the WWE. Sorry, hey different tastes I guess

-Mysterio vs Akio- A good 5 and a half minute match. I DON'T mind at all, rest/stretch spots during cruiser matches. But when you have 2 in five minutes, I think they could cut it down to one and would have been a great 5-minute match. Wow a double tilt-a-whirl headscissor by Rey. Rey gets thrown belly slide to the outside. Nasty looking West Coast pop to finish the match. But it's a fun match, I'm taking a liking to Akio.

-Morgan vs. Moore- Ooh the battle of the Mooorr. Moore is paying his dues for Morgan! umm well. Morgan tosses Moore over the top rope, then uses Moore as a lawn dart and throws him back in between the ropes. The Ohio Valley Hoss Special (sit down powerbomb) for the finish at the 3-minute mark.

-Albert vs. Bradshaw- Pretty bad match until The Derailer on the outside, which got a big reaction from me WOW. A countout out win would be cool. ohh I guess a pin will be fine NO NO NOT A KICKOUT. For whatever reason they felt add another minute to the match and have a anti-climatic bicycle kick to finish the match... If they ended on that high not of the Derailer on the outside the match would have seemed better IMO, that's a good example of over-thinking the ending.

-Benoit vs. Jones- One of the most impressive things is how the crowd was really riled up on Brock. I did freak when Benoit was going for the flying headbutt and Jones got up so he decided to go with the dropkick from the top Kool!. Benoit hits some Germans on Jones and the crossface for the win... Brock comes out and attacks Benoit to major heat. But Bob Holly comes out for the save, and beats up Brock. Sparky Plugg is running wild! I can't wait for them to by pass Plugs/Lesner and go to Benoit/Lesner.

-Kane interview- First things first. Where did they get such a nice photo of The Undertaker, he looks so well groomed and distinguished. I've never seen the Undertaker look so pleasant... Kane is like the only person that can cut an inring promo without getting interrupted. He did it on Shane a few weeks back and now here. He did well, he got his point across and talked about how The Undertaker he knew changed. The whole thing seemed really deep. I chuckled at Kane's evil laugh at the end bwahhahahahahahah bbwwwwwwwwahahahahahahaha

-Tajiri vs. Noble- Some Tajiri kicking goodness. Noble sold an injured arm well... Nidia comes out with the lack of vision (much like the WWE bookers have been in the past few years. zing by me).

-Los Guerreros vs. Worlds Greatest TagTeam- Under 4-minutes but a great match while it lasted, very fast paced. WGTT works over Chavo's knee throughout the match. Guerreros hit some highspots including a satellite headscissors by Chavo. Eddie's hurracarana was a little off as he slid off Haas shoulders. But to my surprise Guerrerros got the win!... WGTT knocked Eddie to the outside and used a chair on Chavo's leg, Eddie tried to get in quicker but couldn't. Chavo was angry at Eddie.

-Cena vs. BigShow- BigShow wrestled poorly in there tonight. I've seen him do better. BigShow tried some pump-handle something but released too early. Cena's throwback looked a little messed too. Cena is cheating to win but bringing in a chair ref removing it from him and using the chain. BigShow tossed the stairs into the ring to hit Cena but Cena moved(that was good). BigShow grabbed the steps and held it over his head in the ring for a long, long time until Cena got up who dropkick his knee as BigShow head falls on the steps(that wasn't so good). Ref got knocked out Cena grabs the steps and hit BigShow one more time for the final blow and the pin... It was a well booked match but it wasn't executed to well, but it was exciting.

-Other Stuff- The Cat next week, oh well... Not much of anything backstage, Brock talked to his SurSeries teammates... Heyman tells Moore he's got a match with Morgan... Benjamin says he wants revenge on The Guerreros... Vince tells BigShow to destroy Cena

-Sign of the Night: "I Miss Edge"
-Line of the Night: TAZZ "Afterburn, that's that show with Rue. She's got a thing for me".. COLE "Yeah, right"
-3Stars of the Night: 1)Chavo. 2)Benoit. 3)Mysterio.

Second hour was pretty solid hour starting from the Kane speech, which was done well onto the Cruisermatch which anything Tajiri I enjoy to a great Guerreros/WGTT match and a exciting main event... First hour the Rey/Akio was good but the opening interview I didn't really need. The 3 matches with Team Lesner SurSeries team had it's moments. But nothing too interesting. Odd report by me, I talk about not finding Sable attractive at all but how well groomed and pleasant Undertaker looked in his portrait LoL... I give Raw the nod for the better show this week







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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.76
Kane certainly was channeling the spirit of Dr. Evil.....shame he had no flock of henchmen to laugh along with him



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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.70
Oh actually HMD this is my first time attacking Sable online at least. I guess I call her bag of dust because the surgery on her face reminds me of a teacher I had in junior high. She was about 30-40 years old and had so many facelifts done that she didn't look humane anymore. I actually always seen that in Sable. Now that she's getting older I think she'll continue to push and tuck whatever, just to keep her further and further from looking like Moolah and Mae Young. It's like this. She may be 32 years old, with a surgically altered 20 year old-like body. When I look at her I just see a worn out shell.

Then again it could be because she screwed WWF and lawsuit, but easily returned later. Then again I'm not clear on everything about her return.....

What happened to Marc Mero and her anyway?
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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.73
I can't really give an opinion on the hotness of the women, but I think I can make an analogy to what I find hot in male wrestlers.

I like natural bodies. And I can tell the difference. Take Kane for instance. My money is on his muscles being real. The guys who are obviously roided up just look gross to me. It's hard to describe what is different, but it's enought to make Kane look attractive to me - and as much as I adore Kane, Glenn Jacobs is one homely SOB.

Less muscle is ok, too. RVD, even pretty boys like Shannon Moore. And over yonder on TNA there's Micheal Shane and Low Ki. Ok, enough drooling on my keyboard. I've made my point.

In defense of Sable, she might not have gotten a job with the WWE without the botox. Just like guys with big muscles get pushed while wrestlers with superior skills are ignored.
It's too bad. 32 isn't old. We are living in a truly warped society.

I will end with one note of comfort: Rhyno still hasn't sold out.





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Since: 11.2.03
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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.02
    Originally posted by LotusMegami


    I will end with one note of comfort: Rhyno still hasn't sold out.




In a completely unrelated story, Rhyno jobbed to Scotty 2 Hotty on Velocity this week.

Life just ain't fair.
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