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|  #1 Posted on 12.8.04 0617.14 | Instant Rating: 6.34 | Ok, so I'm not sure: Here? Politics? Random?
Pretty funny though. I listen to former Secretary of Education Bill Bennett's radio show in the morning (Bennettmorning.com) and this morning he says he'll wrestle Michael Moore - and I don't really recall why.
So his listeners (not me) email and phone in. They suggested some pretty lame names, but one I liked was "The Ed-u-cator (say it like Ah-nuld would) with the Finishing move of the Term Paper.
Think of the hardcore match you could have in a classroom? The desks, books, erasers, those little pointing sticks, calculators (the great big ones), rulers, protractors (when it's time to blade) and of course the chalkboard itself.
Ok, back to politics for me. Sorry for the interruption.  Go back to talking about HHHate.
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| #2 Posted on 12.8.04 0822.24 | Instant Rating: 5.98 | Didn't Chris Nowinski and Tommy Dreamer (I think it was Dreamer) have a "match" in a classroom once?
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| #3 Posted on 12.8.04 0832.39 | Instant Rating: 0.54 | I think Shane Douglas already had this gimmick.
PAM ANDERSON on being named E!'s best blonde:
"The carpet don't match the drapes!"
"... Just kidding, there is no carpet." | fuelinjected
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|  #4 Posted on 12.8.04 0836.16 | Instant Rating: 5.06 | ^Dean Douglas
Edge's submission move was called the "Edge-u-cator" for awhile by Tazz.
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| #5 Posted on 12.8.04 1007.07 | Instant Rating: 4.70 | Originally posted by fuelinjected
^Dean Douglas
Edge's submission move was called the "Edge-u-cator" for awhile by Tazz.
Whatever happened to all those quirky little names Edge had for his moves anyway? ... the Edge-acution, the Edge-a-cator & (my personal fave) the Edge-O-Matic ...
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And you're always lyin' to you friends
You're a jive soul bro, a jive soul bro
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| #6 Posted on 12.8.04 1635.46 | Instant Rating: 5.05 | They went out with Tazz and Cole because JR's never used gimmick names for moves and Lawler admits to doing no preparation.
The Benoit DVD reminded me why I like Tazz so much as a colour guy. Would Lawler be relaying stories about stiffing the Great Sasuke? Would Lawler be pointing out the banners in the Sumo Palace and mocking the camera guy on a 14 year old match?
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| #7 Posted on 12.8.04 1731.28 | Instant Rating: 3.24 | Yeah Bill Bennett that paragon of virtue. He railed against Clinton for his sins and he ran up 8 MILLION dollars in debt
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