Pretty funny though. I listen to former Secretary of Education Bill Bennett's radio show in the morning (Bennettmorning.com) and this morning he says he'll wrestle Michael Moore - and I don't really recall why.
So his listeners (not me) email and phone in. They suggested some pretty lame names, but one I liked was "The Ed-u-cator (say it like Ah-nuld would) with the Finishing move of the Term Paper.
Think of the hardcore match you could have in a classroom? The desks, books, erasers, those little pointing sticks, calculators (the great big ones), rulers, protractors (when it's time to blade) and of course the chalkboard itself.
Ok, back to politics for me. Sorry for the interruption. Go back to talking about HHHate.
Now, is it ok for me yell THEATRE! in a crowded fire?
They went out with Tazz and Cole because JR's never used gimmick names for moves and Lawler admits to doing no preparation.
The Benoit DVD reminded me why I like Tazz so much as a colour guy. Would Lawler be relaying stories about stiffing the Great Sasuke? Would Lawler be pointing out the banners in the Sumo Palace and mocking the camera guy on a 14 year old match?
WWE now serving only -> "DIET CHAVO - All the taste - Half the fat!"
I wish I could remember who said this once, but to paraphrase "this guy comes to the ring in a full skeleton costume, does a funny dance all the time, and then hits people over the head with chairs. How the hell can you not get this guy over?"