Pretty funny though. I listen to former Secretary of Education Bill Bennett's radio show in the morning (Bennettmorning.com) and this morning he says he'll wrestle Michael Moore - and I don't really recall why.
So his listeners (not me) email and phone in. They suggested some pretty lame names, but one I liked was "The Ed-u-cator (say it like Ah-nuld would) with the Finishing move of the Term Paper.
Think of the hardcore match you could have in a classroom? The desks, books, erasers, those little pointing sticks, calculators (the great big ones), rulers, protractors (when it's time to blade) and of course the chalkboard itself.
Ok, back to politics for me. Sorry for the interruption. Go back to talking about HHHate.
Now, is it ok for me yell THEATRE! in a crowded fire?
They went out with Tazz and Cole because JR's never used gimmick names for moves and Lawler admits to doing no preparation.
The Benoit DVD reminded me why I like Tazz so much as a colour guy. Would Lawler be relaying stories about stiffing the Great Sasuke? Would Lawler be pointing out the banners in the Sumo Palace and mocking the camera guy on a 14 year old match?
WWE now serving only -> "DIET CHAVO - All the taste - Half the fat!"
And call me old-fashioned, but I think that someone's last match should always be a loss. Kind of a giving back to the business kind of thing. Mick Foley did it right (it's just too bad that his matches were with Triple H).