Yes, its finally happening. After years of tension and challenges without reply, the greatest fantasy matchup we'd never expect is happening tonight!
BILL O'REILLY VS. ROSIE O'DONNELL!
Tonight on the O'Reilly Factor on the Fox News Channel, Our humble correspondent will finally take on O'Donnell. O'Reilly has been trying to get her on his show for years to speak up for her sometimes weird and ludicrous behavior ie bashing guns, when her store Kmart is one of the largest suppliers of guns in America. Being rude to Tom Selleck about being pro gun even though her body guards use guns. And conviently coming out of the closet on her last appearance on her talk show. This confrontation ladies and gentleman, will be something to see.
And what's happening on RAW? Some draft for the WWF's so called "brand extension"(yes the WWF fucked up their split already). Why should I expect anything less than failure from WWF on this angle? They've only screwed up every awesome feud that were pretty much unscrewable. Think about it, Edge/Christian, WCW/WWF, the NWO, HHH/Jericho, Angle/Austin, these were all potential great angles that WWF either started off pretty good and then screwed them up, or just screwed them up completely. So forgive me if I'm being a little pesimistic over WWF's less than stellar track record in recent times.
In other news, this Thursday, Bill O'Reilly is going to air a special called The corruption of an American Child. Why might this interest wrestling fans? WWF CEO/president(?) Linda McMahon will be on the show, as well as former WCW/WWF/JCW wrestlers the Insane Clown Posse, and Opie and Anthony who frequently have wrestling stars on their radio show. I know O'Reilly hates wrestling, but I wonder if he will dig into Linda about Vince's egotistical and masturbatory behavior, the XFL, and the decline of WWF business. The idea of the special is to examine how the entertainment industry affects kids. Don't misjudge Bill. He doesn't like wrestling or rap music, but he is not all gung ho about destroying movies like McCain and Leibermann. In fact if you read his books, O'Reilly likes violent Rambo films and Mike Meyer's comedies as much as everybody else.
Anyway, after seeing Linda getting it easy on Paula Zahn and Cavuto's show, I'm very excited to see how O'Reilly handles her.
"It is a strange fate that we suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing...such a little thing." -Boromir
I dunno... I'd be pretty excited about seeing his dead, lifeless head on a stake!
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Wow, Bill O'Reilly and Rosie O'Donnell on at the same time. Two of my least favorite people on the planet, the worst of both sides of the political spectrum coming together for one big crap fest. The only way I'd want to watch that is if Bill came out of the closet and announced he and Rosie are going to team up to adopt dozens of kids into one big gay, politically uninformed and schizoid, obnoxious, loudmouthed, press-hogging family.
"You used it to shove your miserable daughter down our throats week in and week out...not anymore!" - Ric Flair gives me hope, Raw 3/18/02
I really enjoy the little things-- Chavo's Kerwin White is stupid but makes me smile nonetheless. Maybe it's that green sweater. It seems inspired by the Chappelle's show blind white supremicist who doesn't know he's black.