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redsoxnation Scrapple Since: 24.7.02 Since last post: 1723 days Last activity: 1723 days # 1 Posted on 12.4.04 0909.44 | Instant Rating: 5.64 He is DEAN. He is OLD. And, hopefully, he is DRUNK. Happy Birthday to Al Wilson's spiritual advisor. I want you to know, I agree with everything I just said. Promote this thread!
Torchslasher Knackwurst Since: 17.1.02 From: New F'n Jersey Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 7 days # 2 Posted on 12.4.04 0915.11 | Instant Rating: 5.75 Happy B-day and here's to a year with less KIDMAN and more GLOW/WOW for Deano~! Behold the scary undead powers of WESTERN-TAKER!
spf Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 869 days Last activity: 289 days # 3 Posted on 12.4.04 0955.50 | Instant Rating: 6.96 Originally posted by Torchslasher Happy B-day and here's to a year with less KIDMAN and more GLOW/WOW for Deano~! And more hot hot man ass. And here's to another great year of pondering Rene Dupree's wang. Toil not to gain wealth, cease to be concerned about it. Proverbs 23:4
Java Head cheese Since: 2.1.02 From: Chandler, AZ Since last post: 355 days Last activity: 8 days # 4 Posted on 12.4.04 1040.50 | Instant Rating: 7.14 Happy Birthday to a fellow 38 year old (at least until I turn 39 on Friday!)
ScreamingHeadGuy Frankfurter Since: 1.2.02 From: Appleton, WI Since last post: 1992 days Last activity: 1992 days # 5 Posted on 12.4.04 1053.58 | Instant Rating: 6.39 Dean, I would write you a birthday haiku; but then I realized it could never encapsulate all that you mean to me. Instead, I will stare long and hard at Randy Orton's wang tonight and think of you. (And when I watch my tape of Smackdown! I'll gaze at Rene, too...but not think of you.) "ScreamingHeadGuy, don't fear the wang. Know the wang. Embrace the wang. BE the wang....." - heed the wisdom of DEAN
The Amazing Salami Sujuk Since: 23.5.02 From: Oklahoma Since last post: 5031 days Last activity: 5030 days # 6 Posted on 12.4.04 1251.51 | Instant Rating: 4.92 http://www.historychannel.com/today/ They must not have updated recently cause I couldn't find Dean ANYWHERE>!@~ FEAR THE HORSE HEADS
cranlsn Toulouse Since: 18.3.02 From: Hartland, WI Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 6 hours # 7 Posted on 12.4.04 1325.21 | Instant Rating: 6.96 Happy Birthday...to a man who can really pull off the red velvet look. Have a good one, and may Turdwellian be pleased! (edited by cranlsn on 12.4.04 1325)
SC Potato korv Since: 11.12.01 From: Valparaiso, IN Since last post: 2571 days Last activity: 1905 days # 8 Posted on 12.4.04 1456.23 | Instant Rating: 6.93 I can only hope that when I'm 38 years old, I am happily married, have a son that headbutts my television, a ton of booze and two tons of wrestling. It is truly the American Dream we all live vicariously through you, DEAN. Happy birthday. scottcom cubs.org
DEAN RASMUSSEN He is DEAN Since: 11.12.01 From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A! Since last post: 2535 days Last activity: 2532 days # 9 Posted on 12.4.04 1906.13 | Instant Rating: 9.85 I'm going to start crying now. YES, I AM DEAN.
Eddie Famous Andouille Since: 11.12.01 From: Catlin IL Since last post: 420 days Last activity: 15 days # 10 Posted on 12.4.04 1933.11 | Instant Rating: 6.33 No listening to John Conlee songs! Nothing wrong with 38, just keep a watch on some of the non-warranteed parts.... "In the sky. Lord, in the sky..."
Freeway Scrapple Since: 3.1.02 From: Calgary Since last post: 1548 days Last activity: 1236 days # 11 Posted on 12.4.04 2002.13 | Instant Rating: 6.43 Hopefully in 20 years, I'm as cool as DEAN. Wife, kids, booze & wrestling. He truly is a KING among men. He is DEAN, and we are grateful. FLAMES PLAYOFFS: Tied with Canucks 1-1
evilwaldo Lap cheong Since: 7.2.02 From: New York, NY Since last post: 4651 days Last activity: 4432 days # 12 Posted on 12.4.04 2026.11 | Instant Rating: 0.00 I played some Johnny Cash for you today Dean. Happy Birthday. Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?
astrobstrd Bockwurst Since: 13.3.02 From: Loveland, OH Since last post: 3824 days Last activity: 3791 days # 13 Posted on 12.4.04 2057.49 | Instant Rating: 7.39 I toasted a load over my finely tuned Magic:The Gathering deck onto my Essential Ellison Hardcover in your honor, good sir. Hope you have a good b-day. And I will show you something different from either Your shadow at morning striding behind you Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you; I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Smackfiend Mettwurst Since: 11.11.02 Since last post: 4906 days Last activity: 4707 days # 14 Posted on 12.4.04 2133.43 | Instant Rating: 4.26 If I'm half as cool as DEAN is when I reach his age, I'll consider myself a lucky man. You're the greatest! (edited by Smackfiend on 12.4.04 2233)
Spank E Bockwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Plymouth, UK Since last post: 48 days Last activity: 1 day # 15 Posted on 12.4.04 2338.05 | Instant Rating: 0.31 If you were half as cool as Dean, wouldn't that make him twice as cool as you? Happy (somewhat belated) birthday! When darkness falls, we are reborn
evilwaldo Lap cheong Since: 7.2.02 From: New York, NY Since last post: 4651 days Last activity: 4432 days # 16 Posted on 13.4.04 1217.26 | Instant Rating: 0.00 Originally posted by Spank E If you were half as cool as Dean, wouldn't that make him twice as cool as you? Happy (somewhat belated) birthday! We all aspire to one day be half as cool as Dean. Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?
JoshMann Andouille Since: 17.11.03 From: Tallahassee, FL Since last post: 3536 days Last activity: 3533 days # 17 Posted on 13.4.04 1233.11 | Instant Rating: 4.57
I realize I'm a day late, but I scrapped my birthday toast I was writing yesterday because it wasn't cool enough to do DEAN justice. Which only proves the point that we all aspire to be half as cool as him. Happy Birthday, Dean. Ho-lee Mackinaw!
Gotta love having all the family in town for easy holiday celebrations. Merry Christmas, fellow Wieners! :-)
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