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Since: 24.7.02

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.64
He is DEAN. He is OLD. And, hopefully, he is DRUNK. Happy Birthday to Al Wilson's spiritual advisor.



I want you to know, I agree with everything I just said.
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Torchslasher
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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
Happy B-day and here's to a year with less KIDMAN and more GLOW/WOW for Deano~!



Behold the scary undead powers of WESTERN-TAKER!
spf
Scrapple








Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.96
    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    Happy B-day and here's to a year with less KIDMAN and more GLOW/WOW for Deano~!

And more hot hot man ass. And here's to another great year of pondering Rene Dupree's wang.



Toil not to gain wealth, cease to be concerned about it. Proverbs 23:4
Java
Goetta








Since: 2.1.02
From: Chandler, AZ

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.14
Happy Birthday to a fellow 38 year old (at least until I turn 39 on Friday!)
ScreamingHeadGuy
Frankfurter








Since: 1.2.02
From: Appleton, WI

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.39
Dean, I would write you a birthday haiku; but then I realized it could never encapsulate all that you mean to me. Instead, I will stare long and hard at Randy Orton's wang tonight and think of you. (And when I watch my tape of Smackdown! I'll gaze at Rene, too...but not think of you.)



"ScreamingHeadGuy, don't fear the wang. Know the wang. Embrace the wang. BE the wang....."
- heed the wisdom of DEAN
The Amazing Salami
Sujuk








Since: 23.5.02
From: Oklahoma

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.92
http://www.historychannel.com/today/

They must not have updated recently cause I couldn't find Dean ANYWHERE>!@~





FEAR THE HORSE HEADS
cranlsn
Liverwurst








Since: 18.3.02
From: Sussex, WI

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.96

Happy Birthday...to a man who can really pull off the red velvet look.

Have a good one, and may Turdwellian be pleased!

(edited by cranlsn on 12.4.04 1325)





SC
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Since: 11.12.01
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.93
I can only hope that when I'm 38 years old, I am happily married, have a son that headbutts my television, a ton of booze and two tons of wrestling. It is truly the American Dream we all live vicariously through you, DEAN. Happy birthday.



scottcom
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DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
I'm going to start crying now.



YES, I AM DEAN.
Eddie Famous
Andouille








Since: 11.12.01
From: Catlin IL

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.33


No listening to John Conlee songs!

Nothing wrong with 38, just keep a watch on some of the non-warranteed parts....



"In the sky. Lord, in the sky..."
Freeway
Scrapple








Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.43
Hopefully in 20 years, I'm as cool as DEAN. Wife, kids, booze & wrestling. He truly is a KING among men.

He is DEAN, and we are grateful.



FLAMES PLAYOFFS: Tied with Canucks 1-1
evilwaldo
Lap cheong








Since: 7.2.02
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
I played some Johnny Cash for you today Dean.

Happy Birthday.



Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?
astrobstrd
Bockwurst








Since: 13.3.02
From: Loveland, OH

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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.39
I toasted a load over my finely tuned Magic:The Gathering deck onto my Essential Ellison Hardcover in your honor, good sir. Hope you have a good b-day.



And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Smackfiend
Mettwurst








Since: 11.11.02

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.26
If I'm half as cool as DEAN is when I reach his age, I'll consider myself a lucky man. You're the greatest!

(edited by Smackfiend on 12.4.04 2233)
Spank E
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Bournemouth, UK

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.31
If you were half as cool as Dean, wouldn't that make him twice as cool as you?

Happy (somewhat belated) birthday!






When darkness falls, we are reborn
evilwaldo
Lap cheong








Since: 7.2.02
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
    Originally posted by Spank E
    If you were half as cool as Dean, wouldn't that make him twice as cool as you?

    Happy (somewhat belated) birthday!


We all aspire to one day be half as cool as Dean.



Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?
JoshMann
Andouille








Since: 17.11.03
From: Tallahassee, FL

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.57
I realize I'm a day late, but I scrapped my birthday toast I was writing yesterday because it wasn't cool enough to do DEAN justice.

Which only proves the point that we all aspire to be half as cool as him.

Happy Birthday, Dean.




Ho-lee Mackinaw!
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