4. Connecticut women's team
5. L.A. Clippers
6. Duke's practice squad
8. Cincinnati (cheat to win)
10. Whoever is the top team in Duke's intramural league
11. Texas Tech
12. New Mexico State
14. Indiana-Purdue-Ft. Wayne
15. (tie) Quinnipiac
Ha. But you forget that Gonzaga was beaten by Salt n Pepadine.
"Nobody loves the custodian. I come and I sweep and vacuum for you. When you're in the mood to go to the bathroom, I even disinfect it for you! This is the thanks I get?!? All who defy me shall be dis-infected!"
I just keep staring at those standing, trying to figure out the least probable statistic. I've finally settled on "how is the difference between 5th and 7th in the East 33% greater than 1st and 9th in the West?"