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The W - Random - The Change Bandit Strikes Again
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Since: 6.6.04

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.49
Change Bandit - 3
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As you can tell by the score I've been thumped by this guy. The Change Bandit has now struck me 3 times in probably the last six months, and each time he hits harder and harder. The first time it was just change, the second time it was change and a lighter this time it was change, a pack of smokes, and my whole ashtray where I keep my change. The thing that pisses me off most is that after he strikes I lock my car for a good while, then I get a little lazy about it then I forget for awhile then he strikes. It's probably a good thing Misses Tony Stewart's car is in the shop, because he probably would have taken all her cd's and cd player like he did to the neighbor lady. I was really drunk last night and went out for a smoke several times the last being around 3:00 am which leaves him about 3 hours of dark in which he must have struck. At first I didn't mind too much, but now I hate the change bandit, yes I do.
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Since: 2.1.02
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.65
A sign saying "please take this" might confuse him to a point where he/she will not take it.

Boobie traps are a good idea too. Nothing too drastic, but "stinkpalming" your change could be interesting, if not gimmicking some power source to some gimmicked change so they get a nasty shock.

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Since: 22.4.02
From: Long Island

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.62
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"I will blow your ass out." (drjayphd)

Maybe now's the time to start using Ass Pennies. Stinkpalming, if I remember correctly, should only be used to pay parking fines when you're ticketed for parking where you're supposed to park.

DEAN's Nuggets of Wisdom:

"I don't want him to die. I just want him to NEED my PEE." (as seen here)
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Since: 22.3.02
From: Weymouth, Ma

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.86
    Originally posted by drjayphd
    start using Ass Pennies.

Again you may have just come up with your own next OOCQW.

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The unit I currently use is a lot like the Klingon War Vessle that the Star Trek guys used to go back in time to save the whales. It works, but has no sound, cannot handle video, has extreme delays, etc etc.
- Tony Stewart, How does one buy a computer? (2004)
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