The big surprise is that Shaq shot up from 29 to 5 on the list of 100 top celebrities. The ranking is based on Pay, Web Hits, Press Clips and TV/Radio.
The #1 man for Web Hits, Press Clips and TV/Radio is ... Bill Clinton. However, his paltry $6 million pay puts him 56th on the list.
I'm a little surprised that Will Ferrell pulled in $40 million last year. I didn't know he was getting paid that much for his hit-or-miss movies.
"When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been?" - George Carlin
Hello, hello. I used up all my U2 jokes the last time there was an episode about Vertigo. However, some senses numbing hallucinogens might have been useful in tolerating Oliver's lock-jawed self-righteousness this week.