1. Maryland
1a. The Canadian National team
2. Kansas
3. Duke
4. Pete Doherty (The Duke of Dorchester)
5. East Kansas (or, if you will, Missouri)
6. Alabama Crimson Tide
7. Deacon Blues
8. L.A. Clippers
9. Yale
10. Texas Tech
11. Connecticut Women's team
12. DeVry
13. College of Hard Knox
14. Illinois
15. Tennessee-Martin
(tie)Tennessee-Williams
(tie)Tennessee-Ernie Ford
(tie)Tennessee-Tuxedo
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