Yeh, the "Can you dig that, sucka?" ending was great, but does anyone think it would be better (not from an advertisement quality point of view, but just general coolness) if instead of offering the guy WM tickets, Booker T had just spun around and kicked him in the head? Maybe even before he said "Can you dig that, sucka?".
After some Googling, it looks as though a dislocated patella takes at least six weeks to recover from. As for the sprained knee, I think I heard J.R. say that she injured her ACL and would be out for months, which might happen if she requires surgery.