Inhalex is not a general, all-purpose anti-anxiety medication which will cause you to stop worrying about every single negative thing in your life, effectively freeing you from all undesirable emotions and completely modifying the innate behavior of your brain. That effect can only be achieved by taking Psellium, which no longer causes the production of sentient, pro-communist bowel movements. - Lowtax
Perhaps we could have a Pledge Drive season on the W, where we just keep seeing reruns of the most popular threads and show recaps from the Slash. You could get the local high school band to man a phone bank for you.