She's quite bitter right now about the whole wrestling world. If it wasn't for the Hurricane I doubt I could keep her watching at all.
I get these at half price since I work for a cable company - it's part of our benefits package.
I was going to do more detail, but I figured that since Chris was going to recap it anyway that there wasn't really a reason to do it that in depth.
Honestly, I was not expecting it to take as long as it did and I kind of gave up half way through. I had about 1/5 of the 6 man match done before I gave up and deleted it all. Definitely read CRZ's recap of it when he gets it done (he forgot the tape when he went to work so he couldn't do his recap last night).
It probably wouldn't have made the light of day had Chris remembered to bring that tape to work, actually.
Pish tosh, it was super fine, the "has to poop" line was funny, the Monkey thing was bizarrely great and I'm stealing Team Mascara next chance I get. Also, you've got 200 more hits than me at the moment, so there.
Good lord if I wrote a recap on TNA it would be dreadfully short. Maybe a side rant about how we should get a petition going to outlaw speedos in wrestling would make it more than a paragraph.
A TNA Recap:
Blah blah... someone is babbling, they pretend to wrestle. There is a serious lack of cool pants in this fed. Why don't these guys try to look cool, how am I supposed to write a recap when there's really no clothing of note to talk about. Oh god, make the chicks stop wiggling. Has anyone noticed that they all wear fishnet stockings to cover up how OLD these women all are? I mean try and get a good close look at some of these women, and they're old enough to have children in middle school. Ewwww. Actually as a PSA to guys everywhere I should point out that if a woman has a hard to gauge age, look at her hands. While women who try to look younger do all sorts of things to their face, they don't often take as good a care of their hands. So a woman with old hands and a young face is more often the age of her hands. If a woman has a nice body, a pretty face, and man hands... well she might just have previously been a man. Oh there's some sort of plot thing happening, but no one seems to know what, including the announcers. I think I'll go watch cartoon network in the other room until its time for the X belt match.
Lather Rinse and Repeat for Smackdown with more comments on outfits and replace (X belt) with (Hurricane Match).
I'm just here for the sweaty mens... pay no attention.
SO THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE GETTING THEIR IDEAS: I don't want to alarm anyone, but this week, somebody from the WWF read an ENTIRE five month block of my Nitro reports. We all shudder to think. (Which five months?)