Apparently, Jesse Ventura accidentally, after years of opposing any government interaction with religion, declared a week in October to be "Christian Heritage Week", and has tried unsuccessfully to get the proclomation overturned. I find it very funny, and thought I would share.
Mean Gene: "You know, I don't think it's a question - Goldberg, I don't think it's a question of who's next, I think it's a question of who's left?" Goldberg: "No, see, that's where you're wrong. It ain't who's left, it's - WHO'S NEXT?"
"Just how hardcore am I? Well this morning, I drank milk that was two days past the expiration!" -Norman Smiley
That is classic. Of course, my theory is that some militant right wing Christians broke into the office and moved it into the other pile. They will have their revenge on us yet. Bwahahahahahaha
"Sales of penis-enlargement treatments and devices in 2000 totaled in excess of $600 million," Skolnick said. "Cock-lengthening is, no pun intended, a consistent growth industry in the U.S., and this bill would severely emasculate it. As usual, it's the little guy who suffers."
My weekend starts in precisely 3.5 hours, and I wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday weekend. Also...if you're headed to a family reunion like myself, I came across this, likely accurate, story of what you'll be in for. http://www.