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|  #1 Posted on 7.11.05 1113.22 | Instant Rating: 6.00 | http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124
Cheerleaders having sex with each other? I might as well kill myself now, because nothing in the next forty years or so is going to top this...
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| #2 Posted on 7.11.05 1204.15 | Instant Rating: 8.41 | See also: http://tampabay10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=20844
http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stories/wcnc-110705-jmn-topCats.3899c128.html
I can't believe one of the cheerleaders would try to finger one of her teammates-- errr, I mean give the wrong name to try to get out of it. Nonetheless, I think you've given all of us a lot to think about.
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| #3 Posted on 7.11.05 1219.04 | Instant Rating: 7.50 |
Are those photos from their mugshots? ('Cause they're not really THAT attractive, especially the one on the left.)
...Er, I mean...CHICKS GOING AT IT...WOO-HOO!...
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| #4 Posted on 7.11.05 1409.22 | Instant Rating: 8.46 | Originally posted by CRZ
I can't believe one of the cheerleaders would try to finger one of her teammates-- errr, I mean give the wrong name to try to get out of it. Nonetheless, I think you've given all of us a lot to think about.
Touchdown.
I don't get the name "TopCats." I realize the Panthers are cats, but is this some sort of obvious rhyme or pun that I'm obliviously missing? Traditionally speaking, the Panther cheerleaders would be called something like the Shelines or the Panth-hers. In the vein of the Dallas Cowgirls, the Buffalo Jills, the NYG Little Ladies, the Washington Girl Indians, and the Tampa Bay Fuckaneers.
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| #5 Posted on 7.11.05 1447.53 | Instant Rating: 6.00 | Originally posted by Justin
I don't get the name "TopCats." I realize the Panthers are cats, but is this some sort of obvious rhyme or pun that I'm obliviously missing?
No word on whether the arresting officer in this case was named Dibble, though.
Also, it's a good thing that the Chicago cheerleaders haven't followed suit and called themselves the Hair Be...oh, never mind. :)
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| #6 Posted on 7.11.05 1451.07 | Instant Rating: 8.46 | | SHIT | The Guinness.
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| #7 Posted on 7.11.05 1802.54 | Instant Rating: 1.08 | Originally posted by CRZ
I can't believe one of the cheerleaders would try to finger one of her teammates-- errr, I mean give the wrong name to try to get out of it.
I really don't have a comment on this topic (other than quoting Paris Hilton "that's hot") but you made me laugh just now. Good stuff, good stuff.
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| #8 Posted on 7.11.05 1933.22 | Instant Rating: 2.29 | Y'know, if they'd just waited until they got home, they'd still have jobs. At the same time, if they hadn't gotten violent, they might have a case for themselves if they'd gotten fired regardless, and possibly been able to claim discrimination. As it is, they're (ha!) screwed. And this kinda thing is why you shouldn't get drunk in public.
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| #9 Posted on 7.11.05 2139.16 | Instant Rating: 3.19 | You just know Gregg Easterbrook is gonna be all over this tomorrow.
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| #10 Posted on 8.11.05 0822.35 | Instant Rating: 4.84 | Originally posted by ekedolphin
Y'know, if they'd just waited until they got home, they'd still have jobs.
Oh I could think of another industry where they could find themselves some work. Heh heh heh.
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| #11 Posted on 8.11.05 1332.42 | Instant Rating: 7.53 | | These two are pretty much guaranteed a Maxim shoot at the very least. | The Thrill
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| #12 Posted on 8.11.05 1450.32 | Instant Rating: 4.25 | God bless the men of 2nd Bn, 127th Inf, 32d "Red Arrow" Brigade, WI Army Nat'l Guard...good luck, and come home soon.
Originally posted by JayJayDean
Are those photos from their mugshots? ('Cause they're not really THAT attractive, especially the one on the left.)
...Er, I mean...CHICKS GOING AT IT...WOO-HOO!...
Scroll down far enough and you should see better pictures of them on my blog...and to think I just shared a field with them a few weeks ago. (Maybe they got inspired after hearing Flair's promo on Bank of America Stadium's JumboTron.)
Dammit, why'd they wait until I left Charlotte?
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| #13 Posted on 9.11.05 0921.32 | Instant Rating: 4.33 | I read somewhere that the former cheerleaders have already been contacted by Penthouse & Howard Stern
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