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Since: 15.1.02
From: Philly

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#1 Posted on
WARNING: PERSONAL RANT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, MAY NOT BE RATIONAL AT TIMES.

What can I say? I've honestly tried to find something to like about him, I really did. But, this dork just never learns. He can be funny sometimes, but the truth is, I never really cared for him. Hell, when Steph dumped him, I was saying "oh, boo hoo, Mr. Feelings". That whole swerve was fun, especially in retrospect. Then he's a ladies man? "Once you go Test, forget about the rest." ?!!?!!? I'll stick with the rest. Later, he was an Unamerican. I didn't pay too much attention to him, because well, my natural aversion to boredom kicked in. Then there was the testicles. I was intrigued by Stacy making him say these goofy lines. Then Stacy got hurt! Oh, no, she's dead! Test is crying! WAAAAAAAH! Finally, he get's stuck in the snow, and he ruins his chance to prove that "potential" JR keeps harping about. Well, Mr. Martin, I don't give a crap about your potential or your testicles. You are and forever will be the biggest and most boring block of wood I've ever seen. You sir, are the black hole of charisma and you suck up every cool person in contact with you. I'm tired of giving you chances, and if you can prove me wrong...it'll already be too damn late.

RANT END

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Since: 12.10.02
From: Canada

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#2 Posted on
Test is a guilty pleasure for me. He's not super talented but he was over a couple years ago and they had their chance to make him into a star. They didn't, he's floundered in mediocrity and he'll never recover.

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Since: 6.7.02
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#3 Posted on

    Originally posted by fuelinjected
    Test is a guilty pleasure for me. He's not super talented but he was over a couple years ago and they had their chance to make him into a star. They didn't, he's floundered in mediocrity and he'll never recover.





I really don't remember a time when we could say without snickering that Test was 'Over'. If is was the T and A days, it was Trish...and now, it is Stacey. If it was when he was to wed Stef...well, see the pattern? Maybe I missed something, but what he has going for him is the size that Vince always likes. Otherwise, there is not much there.
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#4 Posted on
I dunno, the Wotsitolla Boot always looked like a really nasty finisher



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Since: 12.10.02
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#5 Posted on
When he split from Stephanie, he had some good heat going and when he faced Shane-O-Mac at SummerSlam, I remember he was pretty over.

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Since: 2.1.02
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#6 Posted on
Test was insanely over in late 1999, but they totally failed to translate the heat from the Stephanie angle into any in-ring advancement. Had they capitalised and pulled the trigger on a Test/HHH feud, even a small one, Test would be in a Hell of a lot better standing today.



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Since: 10.1.02
From: Tennessee

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#7 Posted on
oldschoolhero is right. Test was very, very over against Shane in the 'Love Her or Leave Her' match a few Summerslams back. The next night on RAW he was getting massive pops. He stayed over for the next few months, but since then...nothing.



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Since: 6.1.02
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#8 Posted on
Test is actually one of the few big men that I don't totally hate. I wouldn't put him anywhere in my top 10 or even 20 as my favorite people in the WWE. But I think when he's in there with someone good he can be carried. But he really does have a personality of a dish rag



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Since: 26.1.03
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#9 Posted on
I agree with NetHackSlasher. He may have little personality and he may be a horrible actor, but I think he's an average/good big man worker. Compared to stiffs like Sid and El Gigante, he looks like Ric Flair.
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Since: 3.1.02
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#10 Posted on
Agreed with all said... the WWF, as usual, totally missed the ball with Test by not pushing him into a brief program with Teo after you-know-what went down.



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Since: 20.6.02
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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by mskj
    oldschoolhero is right. Test was very, very over against Shane in the 'Love Her or Leave Her' match a few Summerslams back. The next night on RAW he was getting massive pops. He stayed over for the next few months, but since then...nothing.


Test was getting nothing, because after Triple HGH revealed that he had married Stephanie McMahon, there was no follow-up feud at all. Test could have gotten over HUGE if he had just one PPV match with Triple HGH, but alas, Test was put on the backburner and his heat died, unable to recover since. The reason for completely ignoring Test and not giving him that feud to avenge Stephanie still baffles me to this day.




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Since: 15.1.02
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#12 Posted on
Okay, 24 hours later, and I may have been to hard on him. Still, They didn't really drop the ball on the guy all the time, the man is just unconvincing. While the Steph thing was going on, Russo left, then they had to do the swerve with HHH. Besides, if my memory serves, that thing with Andy and Steph was about as interesting as picking my toenails. So, I was glad, GLAD I TELL YOU, that she went with a REAL man instead (here I go again...)!

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Since: 28.1.02
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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ringmistress

    So, I was glad, GLAD I TELL YOU, that she went with a REAL man instead (here I go again...)!

    Ringmistress



I thought she went with Trips?



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#14 Posted on

    Originally posted by AWArulz

      Originally posted by Ringmistress

      So, I was glad, GLAD I TELL YOU, that she went with a REAL man instead (here I go again...)!

      Ringmistress



    I thought she went with Trips?



Well, close enough. Real funny, AWARulz!

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#15 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ringmistress

      Originally posted by AWArulz

        Originally posted by Ringmistress

        So, I was glad, GLAD I TELL YOU, that she went with a REAL man instead (here I go again...)!

        Ringmistress



      I thought she went with Trips?



    Well, close enough. Real funny, AWARulz!

    Ringmistress



I knew you'd enjoy it, Ringmistress. ;)



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Since: 17.1.02
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
Well, if it makes the almighty Mistress feel better, I have absolutely no love for Test either. One great match in 4 years. That's it. And that match was great because of the overbooking, so it wasn't even really Test who shone in that match.

They give this guy chance after chance, and he proceeds to blow it every time. Now he is once again a face and doing no better than usual.

It's time to pull the plug on the Andrew Martin experiment.



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Jkyle.com says:


    Originally posted by Ringmistress

      Originally posted by AWArulz

        Originally posted by Ringmistress

        So, I was glad, GLAD I TELL YOU, that she went with a REAL man instead (here I go again...)!

        Ringmistress



      I thought she went with Trips?



    Well, close enough. Real funny, AWARulz!

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