Originally posted by DarrylTheHitmanWrestling is meant to be enjoyed, not analyzed. Mind you, it isn't always enjoyable but still--never let your inner mark die.
Well said, Hitman. And Olaf, She's not pure as the driven snow herself. I just don't get into the blond divas too much lately. Especially after seeing Victoria. She just makes me giggle, just by hearing her talk, but I dig her style.
... Elizabeth was amazing -- the WWF at the time (mid to late 80's) would constantly bring on these female guest stars from Hollywood and thereabouts, and Liz would outshine them, one by one. She was the picture of beauty and grace.
"Besides, she was involved in the WWF's shining moment at WM7."
... or, how about the shining moment in WM4, when she held the World Title belt while on the shoulder of new Champion Randy Savage? That stands out for me as the most memorable image in early WM History.
(edited by J.T. Dutch on 17.11.02 0147) ďDonít you look at me like that, ya little bastard. You eyeballiní me? Donít you dare. I done whipped your ass once, you little sumbitch, donít think I wonít do it right here right now - BAM! You know that guy Tom Bodett, leaves the lights on for ya? Just the opposite - Iíll turn your lights out. Do you understand me? Thatís right, thatís what you call me Ďyes, sir, no sir.íĒ
ďI hate it when those guys have their little sparklers and the explosions. ... You probably liked that Angleslam, didnítya? You think he deserved that, huh? Huh LOOK AT ME HILLBILLY BOY! Youíre damn right it donít, I donít give a damn WHAT you like. Donít even look at me. No, look at me, you ainít gonna look at me when Iím talking to ya? You disrespecting me? Look at me, JR. I said look at me. Thatís right. Boy, Iíll run right over you like a speedbump. Donít get nervous. Stop sweatiní.Ē ... Steve Austin to Good ol' J.R. on RAW, June 11, 2001
count olaf says: "The only current divas I remember acting slutty are Dawn Marie, Nidia, and Trish Stratus."
I think you're leaving one out. Stacy did skank it up with Vince McMahon a few months ago when she was his "advisor" or some crap. They had one of the worst on-air kisses I've ever seen. They were probably (story-line) bangin'.
And all this talk about Sunny's pureness...let's not forget...SHE DID TICKLE ME ELMO! Did anybody else see that on Shotgun Saturday Night, or was it just me?
Apparently Marlena showed her boobs the week before or something (apparently I missed that one), and Sunny said she wasn't going to be outdone by any other woman, so she said she'd have a sex tape of herself the next week! Lo and behold, the tape is some giant dude dressed as Tickle Me Elmo. The lights go off and the fun begins!
Originally posted by count olafHas Torrie ever acted like a slut in WWE? She seems like her character is fairly pure. The only current divas I remember acting slutty are Dawn Marie, Nidia, and Trish Stratus
Torrie is one of the several women that Vince forced to make out with him (strictly for the storyline, of course. Vince wouldn't just make up excuses to force hot young babes to make out with him, would he?). It was Torrie that was making out with Vince in a closet during the funny skit when Kurt Angle interrupted them with his, "What the hell are you doing in a broom closet?"
Why is Booker upchucking on Coleslaw? It'll save us from Cole's "commentary" for the rest of the show. I'm telling you... it's gotta be..... THE HAND~! ~kawshen~Fear THE HAND~! of the Bookerman.... SUCKA!